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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Nietzsche tells a joke.

A man walks into a bar.
The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar.
The bar blinks out of existence.
God is dead.

Well now that Nietzsche won the prize for Best German Philosopher...

Immanuel Kant.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Nietzsche declared God dead,

Jesus Declared God Dad.

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

How does Nietzsche feel about the summer weather?

It's humid, all-too-humid.


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