Nicolas Jokes

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Funniest Nicolas Short Jokes

Short nicolas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nicolas humour may include short nicolas cage jokes also.

1. Nicolas Maduro walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer "That'll be 1.254,430,197 bolivars, sir!"
   "1,279,722,978 bolivars?! No one can afford a 1,327,003,407 bolivar beer!"
2. What do you call Nic Cage when he's broke? Nicolas (Nickle-less) Cage
   stupidest thing I've ever come up with
3. I went to the store to buy a nicolas cage DVD.. when i couldn't find any i asked a cashier. He said they "only have 1 copy left", but apparently it was "Stolen"
4. I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.
5. I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy.
6. What do you call a birdcage made out of every periodic element except nickel? A Nicolas Cage.
7. So Nicolas Cage plays the human Johnny Blaze... But Nicolas Rib-Cage plays the ghost rider
8. Nicolas Cage apparently trapped in a Texas Roadhouse. He hasn't been able to turn down a roll.
9. What's the difference between a l**... and Nicolas Cage? Only one of them took Face/off seriously

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Nicolas One Liners

Which nicolas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nicolas? I can suggest the ones about omelette and bigger.

1. Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down
2. Did you hear about the acting role Nicolas Cage turned down? Neither has he
3. What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage.
4. How does Nicolas Cage answer his phone? "Yes, I'll do your movie!"
5. What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!
6. What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage
7. Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause
8. Why are there no free-range chickens named Nicolas? Because they're cage-free.
9. How would Nicolas Cage win a rap battle? By using verbal judo
10. What is Nicolas Cage's least favorite band? The BEE Gees
11. "Which cell belongs to Nicola?" "Well, if you read the sign it says: Nicolas cage"
12. My son just said something unintentionally funny. "Nicolas Cage," he said.
13. The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film.
    Goat rider.
    

Unearthly Funniest Nicolas Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about nicolas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rib jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nicolas pranks.