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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?
He doesn't know how to turn things down
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Nicola Sturgeon is being shown around an Edinburgh hospital when one of the patients sits up in bed and exclaims:
"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"
Before Nicola can respond, another patient responds: "Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
while a third one chimes in with "Some hae meat and cannae eat, and some w**... eat that want it!"
She turns a puzzled face upon her doctor e**... and says "Is this the psychiatric ward, then?"
And he replies, "Och, no...
"It's the Burns Unit!"
Nicolas Maduro walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer
"That'll be 1.254,430,197 bolivars, sir!"
"1,279,722,978 bolivars?! No one can afford a 1,327,003,407 bolivar beer!"
How does nicolas cage answer his phone?
"Yes, I'll do your movie!"
What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?
Oh God, not the B's!
How would Nicolas Cage win a rap battle?
By using verbal judo
So Nicolas Cage plays the human Johnny Blaze...
But Nicolas Rib-Cage plays the ghost rider
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