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25 nickle jokes and hilarious nickle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nickle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Nickle Short Jokes

Short nickle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nickle humour may include short nickel jokes also.

  1. Schrödinger's cat There once was a cat in a pickle
    Whose life was not worth a nickle
    From an electron gun shot
    It both was and was not
    It's very existence is fickle
  2. Johnny's mother called his father at work... "Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"
    "Keep feeding him nickles!"
  3. If I had a nickle for every person that isn't attracted to me I would suddenly be very attractive.
  4. What do you call Nic Cage when he's broke? Nicolas (Nickle-less) Cage
    stupidest thing I've ever come up with
  5. Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt.
  6. If I had a nickle... If I had a nickle for every time I did my math wrong, I'd have $387.23.
  7. You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle... One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle.
    I'll see myself out...
  8. Did you hear the one about the fortune teller and the nickle? She didn't have a sixth cent.
  9. Why did the man at the store tell the cashier to keep his change? He didn't want his nickle back.

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Nickle One Liners

Which nickle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nickle? I can suggest the ones about penny and knickknack.

  1. What do you call a kennel made of pennies, dimes, and quarters? A Nickle-less Cage
  2. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents
  3. How did they execute cheapskates in the middle ages? They had them sketched and nickled
  4. Why did the nickle leave the penny on the ground? It's not worth his dime.
  5. What do a coin and a band have in common? No one's excited to get a nickle back
  6. If I had a nickle for every gender... I'd have 10 cents
  7. Why isn't they physic coin a nickle? Because it had a sixth sense
  8. If I had a nickle for every gender I'd identify as a millionaire
  9. I hate nickles... They're quarter impersonators.
  10. This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!
  11. Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents
  12. If I had a nickle for everytime I had s**..... I would be the worst p**... ever.

Nickle joke, If I had a nickle for everytime I had s**.....

Gather Around for Heartwarming Nickle Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about nickle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nickle pranks.

Nickleback times Dimebag =

50 Cent

Nickle joke, If I had a nickle for every gender