Nicki Minaj Jokes

Funniest Nicki Minaj Short Jokes

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1. If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic message..... even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
2. If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
3. Why shouldn't you disrespect Nicki Minaj? She'll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.
4. Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
5. What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies.
6. How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
   Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
7. 2019 to 2020 is a lot like Nicki Minaj to Cardi B I didn't realize how much I enjoyed 2019 until 2020 happened
8. What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies? We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic
9. What did the kid who gets Gs and nines mixed up say when she saw Albert Einstein instigating Nicki Minaj? 9olly 9ee!
10. Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins. After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

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Nicki Minaj One Liners

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1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
2. "Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
3. Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
4. What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies? Turn the radio back on
5. Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music? A: The ones that broken.
6. Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds... ...if she looks behind her, she'll find them
7. Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped? Because no one can leave all that behind
8. Nicki Minaj Has musical talent
   
9. No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.
10. Nicki Minaj is like the ocean Filled with plastic.
11. Hey Nicki! You need to Minaj your weight!
12. How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm
13. Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!
14. Of what Indian nation is Nicki Minaj a part? Arapaho
15. What did Nicki Minaj, h**... and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch.

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