Nicki Jokes

Funniest Nicki Short Jokes

Short nicki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nicki humour may include short oasis jokes also.

1. If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic message..... even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
2. If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
3. Why shouldn't you disrespect Nicki Minaj? She'll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.
4. Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
5. What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies.
6. How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
   Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
7. 2019 to 2020 is a lot like Nicki Minaj to Cardi B I didn't realize how much I enjoyed 2019 until 2020 happened
8. What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies? We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic
9. What did the kid who gets Gs and nines mixed up say when she saw Albert Einstein instigating Nicki Minaj? 9olly 9ee!
10. Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins. After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

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Nicki One Liners

Which nicki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nicki? I can suggest the ones about nicki minaj and mirage.

1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
2. "Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
3. Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
4. What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies? Turn the radio back on
5. Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music? A: The ones that broken.
6. If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Mélange
7. Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds... ...if she looks behind her, she'll find them
8. What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage.
9. Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped? Because no one can leave all that behind
10. Nicki Minaj Has musical talent
    
11. Who is the popular singer who most enjoys threesomes? Nicki Ménage
12. No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.
13. Nicki Minaj is like the ocean Filled with plastic.
14. Hey Nicki! You need to Minaj your weight!
15. How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm

Nicki Minaj Jokes

Here is a list of funny nicki minaj jokes and even better nicki minaj puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do evangelical Christians get excited when J. Lo or Nicki Minaj farts? They think they're about to get Raptured
• I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
• Nicki Minaj is so dumb that.. when critics said music needed more Sax she took off her clothes
• What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.
• What is the difference between a Dungeon Dragon and a Dragon? One is imprisoned by Nicki Minaj!
• Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!
• Of what Indian nation is Nicki Minaj a part? Arapaho
• What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common? Neither can stop talking about their b**...
• When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except c**... your car.
• What did Nicki Minaj, h**... and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch.

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