The Best 24 Nicki Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Nicki jokes. There are some nicki oasis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Nicki Jokes and Puns
If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic messages.....
even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack?
Silicone Valley
If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans
What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
"Why is that cotton candy talking?"
"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
Why was the cotton candy singing?
Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
Why shouldn't you disrespect Nicki Minaj?
She'll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.
What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?
Turn the radio back on
What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common?
Neither can stop talking about their booty
Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?
She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?
Reclaiming black bodies.
Did you hear about who went to DMX's funeral?
There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo)
Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn)
Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)
Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
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2019 to 2020 is a lot like Nicki Minaj to Cardi B
I didn't realize how much I enjoyed 2019 until 2020 happened
What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies?
We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic
Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music?
A: The ones that broken.
If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get?
Nicki Mélange
Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds...
...if she looks behind her, she'll find them
What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?
It's a Nicki Mirage.
Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped?
Because no one can leave all that behind
Nicki Minaj
Has musical talent
What did the kid who gets Gs and nines mixed up say when she saw Albert Einstein instigating Nicki Minaj?
9olly 9ee!
Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins.
After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.
Who is the popular singer who most enjoys threesomes?
Nicki Ménage
Why do evangelical Christians get excited when J. Lo or Nicki Minaj farts?
They think they're about to get Raptured
No James, that isn't a giant peach...
...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.
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