Nickelback Jokes
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Short nickelback jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nickelback humour may include short rock jokes also.
- Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.
- Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback
- Racism and Nickelback are very similar It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.
- What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore.
^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry. - I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious.
- I forgot how much I hated Nickelback until you blasted their song on the radio... And this is how you remind me?!!!
- If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.
- they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback
- What does a brewery and a Nickelback concert have in common? They are both responsible for a lot of boos.
- Nickelback walks into a bar... Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny.
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Nickelback One Liners
Which nickelback one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nickelback? I can suggest the ones about music and band.
- What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback
Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion - Tom Brady is 5 times better than Nickelback He's a quarterback
- What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback
- Silver side up is Nickelback's best album Especially when used as directed.
- How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity? "Look at this photograph"
- I bought Nickelback's greatest hits And it was just a blank CD.
- What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback.
- What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback
- What concert can you go to for $0.45? 50 Cent with Nickelback.
- Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America
- Nickelback... more like give me all my money-back! Am i right guys?
- Thanks to Inflation... ...Nickelback Is now Eightcentsback
- What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback
- What's the most recycling-friendly music band? Nickelback
- What happens when you remove 90% talent from 50 cent? You get a Nickelback
Hilarious Nickelback Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about nickelback you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean singer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nickelback pranks.
How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
.... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans.
(I will be hated by few)
A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack...
So he returned it and got his Nickelback
Have you guys heard the secret about butter?
I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...
BONUS:
What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
*BUHDUMCHHH*
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What has eight arms and s**...?
Nickelback
if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, youve found the perfect place to have a nickelback concert
credit goes to twitch chat.
TIL Nickelback was the top selling band in the past 15 years
Sike that's the wrong number
This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.
He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses.
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Racism is like Nickelback...
I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.
What do you call a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback?
Trash
50 cent is ten times better than Nickelback.
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If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback.
I'll let myself out.
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I owe my life to Nickelback
I got in a horrible car c**... and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it.
I can't get over how cruel some people are.
I had some Nickelback tickets on the passenger seat of my car, and I popped into the shop for just five minutes.
When I came back, someone had smashed the window and left two more.
Your mom is like a Nickelback CD
Got a lot of play, but no one will admit to knowing anything about it anymore.
The Scotsman's favorite US band?
Nickelback.
Why is going to a football game cheaper than going to a concert?
With the concert, you get to see Nickelback but with the football game, you get to see your quarterback.
The earth is flat just like
the band Nickelback is the all time selling band!
If you play Nickelback
If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.
I can't believe how many of Nickelback songs have never become famous
It's completely off the charts.
What is the difference between a Nickelback album and a Playstation Vita
You can play the Nickelback album
Nickelback walks into a bar....
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If you get an email promising free Nickelback tickets..
DONT CLICK THE LINK!
You'll actually be given free tickets to a Nickelback concert.. F'n g**....
My Life is Like Music
by Nickelback. Incoherent, disappointing, and all around joked about.
Also, this joke is overplayed. Like Nickelback in the early 2000s.
It's a shame American football wasn't around during Thomas Jefferson's youth.
He would've made a great Nickelback.
What do you get when you put 30 cents into a jukebox?
Nickelback
Not sure where the joke originated but heard it from Amazon Alexa
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What's the difference between Nickelback and black holes?
Nickelback s**... all the time. Black holes only s**... when you're close to them.
So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...
Yeah she is pretty basic.
Another band has renamed themselves do to the times we live now, they will now be called No Refunds
apparently, if you previously went to their concerts, you couldn't even get a Nickelback.
I hear that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, absolutely loves to take part in Nativity plays. He's played a shepherd, the inn keeper and one year, he even played the rear end of the donkey...
But he never made it as a wise man
The community theater recently posted auditions for Aladdin and a Christmas play
On audition day, local news reporter Thi Xix Hao spotted someone crying outside the audition room.
What's wrong? he asked.
The dejected man looked up. You look familiar he said.
I am local news reporter, Thi Xix Hao. You also look familiar to me
I am Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback the man said in between sobs.
Ah said Thi Xix Hao. So what troubles you?
Never made it as a wiseman. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. And, Thi Xix Hao, you remind me…
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I once heard that if you listen to Nickelback with only one headphone in, you get 2½ cents back.
But in point of fact, if you listen to Nickelback you don't have any sense.
