Nicked Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

White girl goes on a date with a black man

They have lots of fun, she takes him home, they have coffee, go up to her bedroom and she says, "Show me it's true what they say about black guys"

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today

Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?


Two men stand before a court.

One has stolen a set of batteries, the other nicked a firework and exploded it in his backyard.

The first man was charged, the other one was let off.

Hurricane Florence

White House advisor.......

"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."

President Trump.....

"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"

Nicked from fb

My snarky boss nicked his thumb with a knife and missed two days of work.

I need your help with puns or cutting remarks.

NSFW I nicked the sugarlumps shaving this morning...

Even worse, my wife caught me jerking off red-handed.

(inspired by a true story >_< )

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