The Best 8 Nicked Jokes

Following is our collection of Nicked jokes which are very funny. There are some nicked schwitz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nicked tequilla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Nicked Jokes and Puns

White girl goes on a date with a black man

They have lots of fun, she takes him home, they have coffee, go up to her bedroom and she says, "Show me it's true what they say about black guys"

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today

Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?


Two men stand before a court.

One has stolen a set of batteries, the other nicked a firework and exploded it in his backyard.

The first man was charged, the other one was let off.

Hurricane Florence

White House advisor.......

"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."

President Trump.....

"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"

Nicked from fb

NSFW I nicked the sugarlumps shaving this morning...

Even worse, my wife caught me jerking off red-handed.

(inspired by a true story >_< )

My snarky boss nicked his thumb with a knife and missed two days of work.

I need your help with puns or cutting remarks.

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump, but the nearest she gets to counting calories is spotting I've nicked one of her chocolates.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nicked cedar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nicked edged piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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