Nicke Jokes
70 nicke jokes and hilarious nicke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nicke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nicke Short Jokes
Short nicke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nicke humour may include short crisis jokes also.
- I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the harry potter franchise. He was a poorly executed character.
- I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
- I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
- I liked the Harry Potter books and films but... I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed
- Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
- I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick... He was a very poorly executed character.
- For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl
Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick! - Nick Cannon one tried gifting Mariah Carey a parcel of land for the holidays but she wasn't happy. She told me, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
- I like the Harry Potter books and movies but I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
- My friend Nick never told me he had a erectile dysfunction. I guess it just never came up.
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Nicke One Liners
Which nicke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nicke? I can suggest the ones about economics and nickel.
- The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
- What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks.
- The first potato to go to space was carried by the rocket Nick Or, well, Spudnick
- Have you seen that old Nick Cage movie about United Airlines? Con Air.
- Did you hear about the Irishman caught stealing beer? His name was Nick McGuinness .
- Why doesn't Nick Fury have a super-hero name? Because "cyclops" was already taken.
- What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked? Carlos-t
- My greek friend just got charged with necrophilia His name was Nick Fukadacarkas
- What do you call a circumcised ghost? Nearly-Headless Nick.
- Digger Nick was not invited back to the dyslexic miners' convention
- When nick Fury got snapped away.. ..He wasn't cursing. He was thinking about his father.
- Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist
- My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria.
- Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man.
- My friend Nick tried take a pan my friend got from Mexico. It's his pan, Nick.
Cheerful Fun Nicke Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about nicke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nicke pranks.
How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
.... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans.
(I will be hated by few)
Nickelback walks into a bar...
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny.
If I had a nickel...
If I had a nickel for every economics test I passed, I'd have 7 cents.
If I had a nickel for everytime i was told I waa bad at math...
I'd have 23 cents.
If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible...
I'd probably still be in debt right now.
If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for...
...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy
Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?
Because the dime had more cents.
If I had a nickel for every time I j****d off...
I'd be a jizzillionaire!
If I had a nickel for every time I had s**......
... I'd be a very cheap h**....
If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said
I'd have a small loan of a million dollars.
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something...
I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling
If I had a nickel for everytime Brexit happened...
I'd have £2.
If I had a nickel for every time I entered a store with a really long line to just buy some gum...
I'd have enough money to buy some gum
If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a nickelback.
I'll let myself out.
If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you
I'd start thinking about you.
If I had a nickel for every time some didn't understand me
I'd make more cents.
If I had a nickel for every gender...
I'd have ten cents and a dead meme
If I got a nickel from Apple every time one of my lightning cables broke...
...they'd still be operating out of a garage.
Nickelodeon - Casually ask your daughter who that actress' is...
Then take your laptop to the bathroom.
If i had a nickel for every existential crisis
it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless
If I had a nickel for every time I said "If I had a nickel",
I'd have two nickels
If I had a nickel for every time a girl didn't find me attractive...
Girls would find me attractive
If I had a nickel every time I masterbated...
I'd have a jar of sticky nickels.
If I had a nickel for every watermelon I've chucked at my neighbors window.
I still wouldn't have enough bail money for a vandalism lawsuit.
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me....
I'd still be broke and alone.
If I had a nickel for every time I got kicked out of a restaurant...
Maybe I wouldn't have to keep stealing the food
I can't believe how many of Nickelback songs have never become famous
It's completely off the charts.
If I had a nickel
If I had a nickel for every time I hit my head, I'd have brain damage.
If i had a nickel for every math test i've failed..
I'd have 17 cents.
What's one nickel minus one nickel?
Wait never mind that makes no cents.
If I had a nickel for every time my ex wife cheated on me
She would have taken that too
If I had a nickel for every time my roommate stole from me
He would have an extra $50.
If I had a nickel for every time my mom dropped me as a baby
We would've had enough for the hospital bill
If I had a nickel for every time a homeless person asked me for change...
I would still say no.
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have...
Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
If I had a nickel for every gender...
I would have 10 cents and a lot of counterfeits.
Q: What do Nickelback and racism have in common?
A: Both are fun to joke about, but I wouldn't want to see either in real life.
If i had a nickel for evertime someone said that they were proud of me
I would have 4 nickels
If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Star said something s**......
>!I have 3 dollars.!<
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me young...
I could buy a lollipop.
Nickelback...
more like give me all my money-back! Am i right guys?
If I had a nickel every time I was called an idiot...
I'd have 4 cents
If I had a nicker for every misspelling on this sub...
I'd still be in a lot less trouble than you for saying that setup out loud.
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me a racist...
I could quit my job at the NYPD
If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally hit enter instead of a comma
If I had a nickel for every time I was bad at math
I would have um...
I would...
I'd have um...
I'd have a lot of nickels alright
If i had nickel for every time a woman thought i was ugly
They would find me atractive
If I had a nickel for every time I was called hot, I would be the U.S.A
28.7 trillion dollars in debt
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I was bad at math,
I'd have $264.13.
If I had a nickel for every woman that found me attractive…
I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Nickel & Dime Dining
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied:
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
If I had a nickel for every time I didn't know what was going on
I wouldn't know why I had so many d**... nickels around me
If I had a nickel for evey time I didn't know what was going on...
I'd be like, "where are all these nickels coming from?"
If I had a nickel for every time I failed a math test...
I'd have 27¢
If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't understand how Brits keep track of money...
I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown, a sovereign, and 5 thripince.
