Nicht Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Nicht puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Nicht

Don't be sad

Because sad backwards is das, and das is nicht gut

Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more

Would you like to hear a german joke?

Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht

Edit 1: Grammar

A german once told me "never be sad"

"Because sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut"

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