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Don't be sad
Because sad backwards is das, and das is nicht gut
Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more
Would you like to hear a german joke?
Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht
Edit 1: Grammar
A german once told me "never be sad"
"Because sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut"
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