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Don't be sad

Because sad backwards is das, and das is nicht gut

Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more

Would you like to hear a german joke?

Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht
Edit 1: Grammar

A german once told me "never be sad"

"Because sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut"


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