The Best 4 Nicht Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nicht jokes. There are some nicht und jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nicht ein puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nicht Jokes and Puns

Don't be sad

Because sad backwards is das, and das is nicht gut

Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more

Would you like to hear a german joke?

Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht

Edit 1: Grammar

A german once told me "never be sad"

"Because sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nicht zwei jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nicht macht piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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