Nicholas Jokes
35 nicholas jokes and hilarious nicholas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nicholas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of witty jokes related to the name Nicholas, St. Nicholas, Nick, and Gregory. Enjoy some timeless laughs that highlight the versatility of this classic name!
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Funniest Nicholas Short Jokes
Short nicholas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nicholas humour may include short router jokes also.
- What's the difference between Nicholas Cage and someone who can't eat wheat? Nicholas Cage would never turn down a roll
- After what happened at the U.S. Captiol I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
- A joke I made for my fellow Nick's out there : Don't ask me for 5 cents anytime soon...
because I'm Nicholas. - If Nicholas had a dollar for every time someone called him hot, he wouldn't be called Nicholas.
- Why is it so hard for Nicholas Cage to clean himself off in the shower? The harder he tries the shittier he gets.
- What do you call a dog cage with only pennies, dimes, and quarters in it? A Nicholas Cage.
- A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage.
- Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases.
- What do you call Nicholas Cage after a double mastectomy? n**...-less Cage
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Nicholas One Liners
Which nicholas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nicholas? I can suggest the ones about josh and .
- What do 85% of movies that don't hit the theaters all have in common? Nicholas Cage
- Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks.
- Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook? A Wok to Remember
- How do you capture a Nicholas? In a Nicholas Cage.
- What was Nicholas the second's favorite bread? A Tsardough.
- I found a nickel in the driveway but my sister kicked it away. I'm Nicholas.
- My son was named after Nicholas II of Russia. By about 100 years, to be more precise.
- What do you call a crossdressing man who always goes commando? Nicholas
- What brand of hairdryer does Nicholas Cage use? Con-Air
- What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm.
- What would Nicholas Cage ' main stat be if he was a class in an RPG? Constitution.
- What movies does Nicholas Cage star in? Bee-movies.
- Nicholas Cage on an Airplane Acting up
- If Ghost Rider was arrested... He'd be put in a Nicholas Cage
- what do you call a nicholas that works at a potato factory? Spudnick
Cheeky Nicholas Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about nicholas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nicholas pranks.
Euro 2016
Hi! I've got 2 tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but forgot that it's on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.
If you are interested and want to go instead of me ...
... It's at St. Nicholas' Church, Brighton and she's called Jane.
An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)
A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a m**...!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said m**...', you certainly meant the Czar!"
A man insults the Tsar.
A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a m**...!". He is taken away by the police on charges of *lese majeste* (insulting the monarch).
He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!".
The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said m**...', you certainly meant the Tsar!"
