Nicer Jokes
31 nicer jokes and hilarious nicer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nicer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nicer Short Jokes
Short nicer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nicer humour may include short nicest jokes also.
- When I was an altar boy, Father Murphy always said that I was his favorite and was so much nicer than the other boys... I was touched...
- An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there.
The boss looks at him and says:
Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer. - I have always head that Canadians are nicer than most other people... ... that's not really Trudeau.
- Our generation was so much nicer... I know because I grew up in Germany... ...and we were all kinder
- I complimented my boss's new car. He replied, Thanks! You know if you work hard, stay late, and give it 110%.. I can afford an even nicer one next year!
- My wife was yelling at me saying I never say anything nice about her relatives So I said that she has a nicer mother-in-law than I do.
I have the scars to prove it! - I have a lot of goals, ten years from now I hope to see myself... In a nicer, more luxurious mirror
- I would hug you, but I would rather wait until I'm covered in syrup. And until you have nicer clothes on.
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Nicer One Liners
Which nicer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nicer? I can suggest the ones about richer and cooler.
- The world is an oyster Much nicer on crackers
- Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities.
- I got very lonely lately, so I bought some shares. It's much nicer having some company.
- My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady.
- It's nice to be in the sun, but nicer to be in the daughter.
- What makes windows taste nicer? An extra chromosone
- Women are like fine wine The nicer it is, the more it costs
- A Saudi journalist walks into the consulate And they couldn't have been any nicer
- The house with six ladies looks nicer than the house with five ladies, dozentit?
- I found Jesus last week... My garden has never looked nicer.
- A nicer way to call someone who was born through i**... "Purebred"
Cheerful Fun Nicer Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about nicer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nicer pranks.
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
A priest and a taxi driver die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them. He takes the taxi driver to a large mansion. St. Peter than takes the priest to a slightly less nice house. "Wait," said the priest,"Why does the taxi driver get a nicer house than me?" St. Peter looked at his book and said,"It says here that when you preached, people slept, but when he drove, people prayed!"
Almost immediately after making my first joke here, I got a brand new follower!
I was very excited, so I went to their profile. I think they're a new account, they only have one post, and when I clicked on the link in the post, it took me to a site that immediately asked if I was over 18
I guess my joke was a little immature, sure, but there's gotta be nicer ways of saying it
My boss was totally honest with me today...
He pulled up to work this morning in his sweet new sports car and when he saw me admiring it he said "Well, if you work really hard, set big goals and hit them, I can get an even nicer one next year!"
How to use "had" 9 times in a row grammatically
Suzy was writing a paper and asked John to edit it, which he did. In one section, John, where Suzy had had "had", had "had had"; "had had" had a much nicer sound to it.
Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..."
"At your old age?" Says the second one as he cuts him off. "How was it?" He asks in anticipation
"Much nicer than the boys"
Imagine yourself in the 1800s...
You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"
