Nice Compliment Jokes
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Funniest Nice Compliment Short Jokes
Short nice compliment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nice compliment humour may include short compliment jokes also.
- Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking fine", so that was nice.
- The wardens at my University were always so nice. They always leave little notes on my car complimenting me, like, "parking fine".
- How many nice guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get annoyed it won't screw
- A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student. "Nice skies, Finnish lass!"
- A girl compliments a guy on his new phone. Girl: 'Nice phone!'
Guy: ' Thanks! I won it in a race.'
Girl: ' Who were the participants?'
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. ' - Nice mustache! ...oh. I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore..
- I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, "Why, don't you look nice!?"
I said, "Thanks."
"It wasn't a compliment." she added. - I went to a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter asked, "How was your meal, sir?" "It was very nice. My compliments to the gardener."
- I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all.
- An ice cube decided to wear a new hat A nice man saw this, and said to the ice cube: "Looking solid, dude!"
The ice cube absolutely melted at this sweet compliment.
Now he's looking liquid, dude.
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Nice Compliment One Liners
Which nice compliment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nice compliment? I can suggest the ones about nice and nice guy.
- What's the one compliment women hate to receive? "Hey, nice moustache!"
- Compliments are like banana's They are only nice when they're appealing
- Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely.
- I like showing women my big bag of almonds. It's nice when they compliment my n**....
- How did you compliment a r**...? Nice tooth
Nice Compliment Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about nice compliment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean congratulations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nice compliment pranks.
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Dwarfs and s**... Harassment
Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."
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I bought a new car recently.
I got it for a great deal. Oscar Mayer w**... was going under so they sold me one of their w**... vans. I was really excited so I drove it around town to show off. I pulled up to a Starbucks because I was thirsty and as I was parking I saw the most beautiful girl in the world. She watched me park and smiled as I walked over to her.
I introduced my self and we just started talking. She looked amazing, I complimented her on her dress. This led to a nice conversation about fashion. I began talking about this vest I recently bought at an estate sale. She seemed really interested and said, "We should set up a date, and maybe I can see you in the vest." I excitedly replied, "That would be amazing!"
Things were looking great until she said, "On one condition. You don't pick me up in the hot dog car." Well this upset me greatly and I wasn't sure how to respond. I thought about it for a moment and then I said, "If you can't handle me in my wurst you don't deserve me in my vest."
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People don't usually compliment me on my driving...
But today I saw a note on my car that said "PARKING FINE". That was nice of them.
...
I'll e**... myself out.
My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age.
Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22.
A man sees an attractive girl sitting alone
At a restaurant, a man sees an attractive girl sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the girl says, and she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy a drink to make it up to you. May I join you?"
He agrees.
The girls is good at keeping conversation, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.
He asks her phone number and then he compliments her:
"You are the most charming girl I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No", she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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How much nice guys do you need to screw a lightbulb
None because they will just compliment it and then whine about how it doesn't want to screw them
I was trying to compliment some nice bushes during a conversation...
But I couldn't get a word in hedgewise.
Went to the office without a bra today.
Well, I got a lot of compliments.
- Wow, you look way more natural!
- They look even better without a bra!
- Its nice to see you are your normal self again, James!
Welcome to backhanded compliment club!
It's so nice to meet people who don't care how they look
At my executive chef job a couple called me out to compliment me for cooking their steak thoroughly with no pink inside.
It's always nice to be recognized for a job well done.
I was driving along when I saw these two blokes by the road sticking their thumbs out at me.
I didn't stop to talk, but it's nice to be complimented on my driving.
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The best compliment.
Once at a party, the hostess paid me a nice compliment. You are a good-looking guy, she said. Honest! I've had only one shot of v**.... she said, looking at my bemused expression.
My glow was only slightly dimmed when my wife interjected, Imagine how great he'll look after two.