Nibble Jokes
8 nibble jokes and hilarious nibble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nibble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Nibble Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What is a good nibble joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I nibbled on my 3 year olds ear and said "I'm going to eat your ears". She said "Papa! No! Don't e**... ears!"
"My mask will fall off!"
(True story from yesterday, happy end of 2021!)
My brother, my sister, and myself pooled our money together
We treated our dad with this fish therapy where little fish nibble on the dead skin until it is gone.
It was money well spent, because it was much cheaper than a regular f**....
I read in an article that women should kiss and nibble on a man's earlobe in bed to turn him on.
Personally, I think it's nuts.
A woman was working at a nursing home
One of her patients was an old man that always had a dish of almonds he would offer the staff when they came in his room.
Her and her coworkers would nibble away as they did their duties, tidying him and his room. They got to talking about why he always had almonds, and he told them his family brings them for him, but he doesn't like them.
So the woman said, well if you don't like them, you should tell them, so they stop bringing them for you! And the old man said no that's ok, I like the chocolate, just not the almonds inside.
Keep 'em warm
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms into his hand and says to Bob, " you have to keep your worms warm".
Was out on the trusty steed this evening, riding through the woods...
Suddenly we came to a stop and he began to nibble on some weeds. I decided not to protest until I realized he was eating what appeared to be a p**... plant. He began to wobble a little and I couldn't help but think, I probably need to get off my high horse.
Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa..
It's cheaper than burial or cremation!
4 bits came up to me in a bar...
...they said they wanted to take a nibble out of me.
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