Niagara Jokes
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I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world...
Turns out it was falls advertising.
Niagara Falls
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
I was down by the Niagara River...
and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
Scientists just pulled off the first ever s**... stimulant drug for women, it's called:
Niagara.
What happens when Niagara trips?
Niagara Falls
Honeymooners (II)
Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. "OK," she said. "Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."
Did you hear about the guy who survived going over Niagara Falls?
He barrel-y made it.
Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara
She falls for it
A joke I heard from Walter Matthau
Three old men are talking and the first old man goes if I could do a good number 1 , just a number one for three seconds I'd be happy with myself
The second goes if I could do a solid number 2, just a quick, swift number 2 I'd be satisfied
The third guy goes well I do an awesome number 1 , like Niagara Falls , every morning at 7:30, then number 2 , like Mt St Helens every morning at 7:32 and I just hate it
The two other men ask why do you not like that ?
The third guy says it's because I don't get out of bed until 9
Magnificent Niagara
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that, etc. etc.' It eventually became very annoying.
I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "Magnificent Niagara", knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this "Wonder of Water and Power".
While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes.
It was then I asked him, "Do you have anything like this in Texas?" He waited a moment before he answered, "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."
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