Niagara Falls Jokes
20 niagara falls jokes and hilarious niagara falls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about niagara falls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Niagara Falls Short Jokes
Short niagara falls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The niagara falls humour may include short waterfall jokes also.
- I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world... Turns out it was falls advertising.
- Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it. - Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. "OK," she said. "Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."
- Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again. - When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool b**... competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Niagara Falls One Liners
Which niagara falls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with niagara falls? I can suggest the ones about buffalo and rain falls.
- What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls
- Did you hear about the guy who survived going over Niagara Falls? He barrel-y made it.
- Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it
- What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license.
- What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding.
Niagara Falls Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about niagara falls you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nile river jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make niagara falls pranks.
I was down by the Niagara River...
and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
A joke I heard from Walter Matthau
Three old men are talking and the first old man goes if I could do a good number 1 , just a number one for three seconds I'd be happy with myself
The second goes if I could do a solid number 2, just a quick, swift number 2 I'd be satisfied
The third guy goes well I do an awesome number 1 , like Niagara Falls , every morning at 7:30, then number 2 , like Mt St Helens every morning at 7:32 and I just hate it
The two other men ask why do you not like that ?
The third guy says it's because I don't get out of bed until 9
Magnificent Niagara
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that, etc. etc.' It eventually became very annoying.
I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "Magnificent Niagara", knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this "Wonder of Water and Power".
While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes.
It was then I asked him, "Do you have anything like this in Texas?" He waited a moment before he answered, "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."
A man from Texas hears a rumor that everything is bigger in New York, so he decides to take a trip there and dispute the claim.
At the hotel he tells the bellhop about the rumor and his quest to disprove it, since everything is bigger in Texas .
So the bellhop offers to show him around.
First they stop at the Empire State Building. The bellhop asks, Do you have buildings this big in Texas?
The Texan replies, Sure do!
Then they visit the Statue of Libery. Got any statues this big?
The Texan replies, Sure do!
Finally, they visit Niagara Falls. Got anything this big? the bellhop asks.
Nope. the Texan replies, But I have a plumber who can fix that leak for you.
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.