Nhl Team Jokes
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I mean, nhl teams have father-son road trips all the time
I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...
What are your best Sports Team jokes?
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
If Valve had an NHL team...
would that be the Mighty VAC's?
The owners of 29 of the 30 NHL teams walk into a bar.
Anaheim Ducks.
I'm a day late, but here's some Canadian jokes I came up with
1.) What do you call a Canadian military group?
- *The Eh Team*
2.) Welcome to Canada: Native land of the world's two sexiest Ryan's and the world's two most hated Justin's.
3.) Canadians are great at introducing themselves to strangers since they're so used to breaking the ice.
4.) Canada only has one team in the MLB because we don't like to hit, only one team in the NBA because we don't like to shoot, but we have seven teams in the NHL because we really give a puck.
Topical Jokes for 6/13
A woman at an Arizona Burger King found a razor blade in her salad. Even more amazing, she found a salad inside a Burger King.
A new study has discovered that dinosaurs were neither warm-blooded, nor cold-blooded. Which is the perfect dinosaur trivia, if you desperately need to end a conversation.
The LA Kings have won the NHL championship in double overtime. The team celebrated by trying to trade the Stanley Cup for a pair of NBA playoff tickets.
In Baltimore, police shot a cow that had escaped from a slaughterhouse. What the cow failed to realize, is that the entire city of Baltimore is one giant slaughterhouse.
A young Russian hockey star comes to America...
After joining a team in the NHL, he quickly establishes himself as a prodigy, and leads them to the Stanley cup in his first year.
He calls his mother to tell her the good news, but she replies; "Don't call here anymore, you're no son of mine."
"But mother, I'm a star, the people in town love me!"
She replies; "Alright, mister star, let me tell YOU something. Last week, your younger brother got jumped by hoodlums just walking home from school. Yesterday, your sister got assaulted right in our front yard. And there's gunshots all around us every night."
She sighs and says "I'll never forgive you for moving us to Detroit."
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