The Best 26 Nguyen Jokes

Following is our collection of Nguyen jokes which are very funny. There are some nguyen cagey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nguyen pham puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Did you hear of the man with the same first and last name?

It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation.

The most common name in Vietnam can be used as both a first and a last name

I guess for them, it's a Nguyen Nguyen situation

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day?

It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.

A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.

Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.



Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.



It was a win-win situation.


In Vietnam, what do you call a situation where both parties benefit?

Nguyen Nguyen situation

Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law

"It's always a win-win with us!"

Graduation unlike before

2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.

I have a friend who is half Welsh and half Vietnamese

I call that a Wyn Nguyen

My Asian girlfriend told me that if I wanted us to stay together I needed to get rid of my dog

It was a no Nguyen situation.

When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name...

It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

Top Nguyen Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore nguyen viet reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean nguyen phan dad jokes. There are also nguyen puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Two Vietnamese people got married

It was a Nguyen Nguyen

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

DJ Khaled must be asian....

all he does is nguyen.

One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible

It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

I started dating this Vietnamese girl recently.

Now all I do is Nguyen Nguyen Nguyen no matter what

There's a reason I love gambling at Vietnamese casinos...

It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.

I want to date a Chinese girl, an English girl, a Vietnamese girl, an Irish girl, and another Chinese girl.

So I can tell people I dated Hu, Watt, Nguyen, Weir, and Wai.

What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "

"You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"


Mr. Nguyen never loses.. unless he's with Mr. Ngo.

Then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation

There's an Asian that lives in Antartica.

His name is Pang Nguyen.

Ever hear the one about the Vietnamese ? It doesn't usually go over well, but hey...

You Nguyen some you lose some.

How do you know if someone is Vietnamese?

dw, you'll nguyen.

What do you call a Vietnamese cyborg?

Nguyen improved.

A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins.

It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican...

You either nguyen or you luz.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nguyen laotian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nguyen vietnam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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