Ridiculous Nguyen Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
Did you hear of the man with the same first and last name?
It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation.
The most common name in Vietnam can be used as both a first and a last name
I guess for them, it's a Nguyen Nguyen situation
What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?
A Nguyen mill.
Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day?
It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.
A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.
Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.
Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.
It was a win-win situation.
In Vietnam, what do you call a situation where both parties benefit?
Nguyen Nguyen situation
Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law
"It's always a win-win with us!"
Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile?
It was Nguyen improved.
My two Vietnamese friends were fighting but they made up
It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation
Graduation unlike before
2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.
I have a friend who is half Welsh and half Vietnamese
I call that a Wyn Nguyen
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My Asian girlfriend told me that if I wanted us to stay together I needed to get rid of my dog
It was a no Nguyen situation.
When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name...
It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
Two Vietnamese people got married
It was a Nguyen Nguyen
Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
DJ Khaled must be asian....
all he does is nguyen.
One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible
It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
Mr. Nguyen never loses.. unless he's with Mr. Ngo.
Then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation
I started dating this Vietnamese girl recently.
Now all I do is Nguyen Nguyen Nguyen no matter what
There's a reason I love gambling at Vietnamese casinos...
It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.
I want to date a Chinese girl, an English girl, a Vietnamese girl, an Irish girl, and another Chinese girl.
So I can tell people I dated Hu, Watt, Nguyen, Weir, and Wai.
What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "
"You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"
There's an Asian that lives in Antartica.
His name is Pang Nguyen.
Ever hear the one about the Vietnamese ? It doesn't usually go over well, but hey...
You Nguyen some you lose some.
How do you know if someone is Vietnamese?
dw, you'll nguyen.
What do you call a Vietnamese cyborg?
Nguyen improved.
A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins.
It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican...
You either nguyen or you luz.
