Nguyen Jokes

36 nguyen jokes and hilarious nguyen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nguyen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Nguyen Short Jokes

Short nguyen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nguyen humour may include short staff jokes also.

  1. Did you hear of the man with the same first and last name? It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation.
  2. A vietnamese couple met on and it turns out they complement each other perfectly You might say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  3. My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  4. At a bar in Saigon two sisters approached me and asked which one I'd rather sleep with... was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  5. The most common name in Vietnam can be used as both a first and a last name I guess for them, it's a Nguyen Nguyen situation
  6. My Vietnamese friend killed two birds with one stone I guess that's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  7. Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day? It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.
  8. In Vietnam, what do you call a situation where both parties benefit? Nguyen Nguyen situation
  9. A new Vietnamese restaurant opened across from another, and the owners have been throwing competitive deals all week. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  10. What happens when two Vietnamese people help each other out? You have a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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Nguyen One Liners

Which nguyen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nguyen? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  2. What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill.
  3. What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  4. If two Vietnamese get married, It's usually a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  5. I helped two Vietnamese brothers settle a dispute It really was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  6. Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law "It's always a win-win with us!"
  7. Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile? It was Nguyen improved.
  8. My two Vietnamese friends were fighting but they made up It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation
  9. My Vietnamese friends got married recently... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  10. I have a friend who is half Welsh and half Vietnamese I call that a Wyn Nguyen
  11. Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen
  12. Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen.
  13. DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen.
  14. My Vietnamese friends are marrying It's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  15. Did you hear that Vietnam failed to make the World Cup? It became a no-Nguyen situation.

Nguyen joke, Did you hear that Vietnam failed to make the World Cup?

Ridiculous Nguyen Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about nguyen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nguyen pranks.

A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.

Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.

Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.

It was a win-win situation.

Graduation unlike before

2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.

My Asian girlfriend told me that if I wanted us to stay together I needed to get rid of my dog

It was a no Nguyen situation.

When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name...

It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible

It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

Mr. Nguyen never loses.. unless he's with Mr. Ngo.

Then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation

I started dating this Vietnamese girl recently.

Now all I do is Nguyen Nguyen Nguyen no matter what

There's a reason I love gambling at Vietnamese casinos...

It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.

I want to date a Chinese girl, an English girl, a Vietnamese girl, an Irish girl, and another Chinese girl.

So I can tell people I dated Hu, Watt, Nguyen, Weir, and Wai.

Nguyen joke, I want to date a Chinese girl, an English girl, a Vietnamese girl, an Irish girl, and another Chines