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6 newsstand jokes and hilarious newsstand puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about newsstand that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Howlingly Hilarious Newsstand Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good newsstand joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I posed n**... for a magazine today

Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money

This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose n**... for a magazine

I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
-Emo Philips

Did you hear about the guy who m**... at the newsstand?

It was all over the papers.

Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him "How can I buy the New York Times?"

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!

Trump and Putin...

...get cryogenically frozen after their respective deaths, and are re-woken 200 years later.
They decide to take a walk through the city together. Suddenly, Putin stops and bursts out laughing, pointing at the headline at a newsstand: "USA in worst financial crisis in history"
They walk on through the futuristic city, when Putin once again bursts out into laughter pointing at the headline of another newsstand: "EU votes against fourth humanisitic intervention in US-Crisis"
Trump is pretty downcast. They decide to finish their walk, when suddenly it is Trump who is crying from laughter pointing at yet another newsstand: "Skirmishes at German-Chinese border continue"


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