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- A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar.... ..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"
- what happens when the newspaper editor meets the cannibal chief? He becomes editor-in-chief.
- I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!
- She was upset when the Sunday puzzle's clues were wrong She called the newspaper's editor, and had cross words with him
- Cause and Effect in the News A newspaper editor missed this headline: "State population to double by 2040; babies to blame."
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Retraction
The following headline appeared in the daily newspaper and threw the city hall into an uproar: "Half the city council are crooks."
A retraction in full was demanded of the editor under the threat of a libel suit. Next afternoon, the headline read, "Half the city council aren't crooks."
Obit
Woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'. Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'
a lil' Boudreaux joke for y'all.
Mrs. Boudreaux went to the the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.
She said, "Here ya go, 2 dollahs - put in dere dat Boudreaux Died."
They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."
She said "Mais, no, just 'Boudreaux died'."
The editor said, "Well, you a lil' upset. Bring yaself back tomorruh and you probably tink of sumtin else."
She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I tought of sumtin else.. 'BOAT FOR SALE'."
Trump visits a pig farm.
Trump visited a pig farm and was photographed there. In a newspaper's office, a discussion is under way what should be the caption under the picture.
"President Trump among pigs," "President Trump and pigs," "Pigs around President Trump," -- all is rejected.
Finally the editor makes the decision.
The caption is "The third from left - President Trump."
A dictator is sitting in his office sipping his tea when his secretary bursts into the room.
"Sir you have to look at this newspaper, it's a huge scandal!" she says.
"They've written an article accusing several of your cabinet ministers being involved in a child s**... ring."
The dictator's face quickly turns from worry into surprise. "What absolute idiots, how could they do something like this!" he exclaims. "Do those editors really enjoy being tortured that much?"
A woman's husband dies and she wants to submit an obituary....
.... to the local newspaper (yes, she's old school). She calls the newspaper and asks what it would cost. The ad editor informs her, "we can do 4 lines with a maximum of 80 words for $100". She says, "eh, I didn't love him that much, what else ya got?" The editor says "Ok, well we can do 3 lines and a maximum of 25 words for $35." She replies, "nope, still too expensive ... what else ya got?" The ad man tells her, "we have the economy options -- 2 lines, 5 words max, $5." She agrees. So he fills out the order and asks, "okay, what do you want the obit to say?" She says:
"Sam's dead.
Car for sale."