News Media Jokes
19 news media jokes and hilarious news media puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about news media that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest News Media Short Jokes
Short news media jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The news media humour may include short news report jokes also.
- Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines ceo Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
- Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too
- The media should be more like batman They shouldn't bring the news people want,
they should bring the news people need. - A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage. The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)
- There should be a media platform that does frequent leaks but only one news dump a year... It would be called AnnalLeaks
- These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them
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News Media One Liners
Which news media one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with news media? I can suggest the ones about news and journalist.
- What do you call a goose in a tuxedo telling the news? Media Proper Gander
- Accounting for news media Dr Cash
Cr Controversy - I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke.
- Why did the news media protect Obama for 8 years? Because he never did Nuffin
News Media Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about news media you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean current news jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make news media pranks.
A place got lit on fire
But the firefighters were too late to reach and put it out. Media arrived as well to which one of the firefighter giving report said, "I've got a good news and a bad news, the bad news is, 41 children died in that fire. But the good news is it was an orphanage, so I have no parents to notify"
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
President Trump and Pope Francis on a cruise
President Trump and Pope Francis happen to run into each other while on an international cruise. It was quite a windy day out of the sea when the Popes hat flew off the ship and into the sea. President Trump immediately climbs overboard to fetch the Popes hat. In astonishment, the Pope looks overboard to see what just happened. He cannot believe what he sees. President Trump is not swimming, but walking on the water over to his hat. President Trump comes back to the Pope with the hat while he remained dry.
The media the next day came out with the following headline...
BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP CAN NOT SWIM
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Did you here about the s**... bomber on the news?
I heard it really blew up on social media
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Topical Jokes for 10/9
(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)
In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the pizza was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of w**... in it.
To thwart corruption, traffic police in Thailand will now receive a bonus if they refuse bribes. The plan affects all levels of Thailand police, from the street-level Bribe Solicitor, to Director of Bribes, all the way up to Bribe King.
…the anti-corruption program will be funded by confiscated bribes.
Lawmakers have approved $700 million dollars to help fight Ebola. The lawmakers announced the news from inside their $700 million dollar Ebola-proof bunker.
In North Korea, Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for several weeks. Kim's unexplained absence has sparked rumors in the state-run media that everything is totally fine.