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What is a good newfies joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two newfies are walking down a path...

They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says "man, I wish that was a pretty lady" to which his friend replys "i just wish it was dark"

2 newfies go fishing

So they go to the local marina and rent a small boat. After trying several spots they find a good spot and land many nice fish.
The guy in the front says to his buddy:
" This is a great spot, we should mark it"
So his pal pulls a sharpie marker out of his coat and draws a big X on the bottom of the boat.
"That ain't gonna work, siily" says the guy in the bow.
"Why not?" Asks the other guy. Bow guy responds:
"We might not get the same boat next time"

I tried to translate a joke from Canadian

Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back

Two Newfies are driving down a country road when...

...they see a goat with its head stuck in the fence. The first Newfie says to the other, let's pull over! So they get out of the car and the first Newfie starts having s**... with the goat. "Your turn" he says. The second Newfie sticks his head in the fence.

Why do Newfies want Québec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Yesterday, a plane crashed in a cemetary in Newfoundland

There is already 823 deads, but the number will grow as Newfies keep digging.


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