Newfie Fishing Jokes
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The most Canadian joke i know
How did the newfie die of ice fishing?
He got hit by the zamboni!
2 newfies go fishing
So they go to the local marina and rent a small boat. After trying several spots they find a good spot and land many nice fish.
The guy in the front says to his buddy:
" This is a great spot, we should mark it"
So his pal pulls a sharpie marker out of his coat and draws a big X on the bottom of the boat.
"That ain't gonna work, siily" says the guy in the bow.
"Why not?" Asks the other guy. Bow guy responds:
"We might not get the same boat next time"
Give a Newfie a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a Newfie to fish,
He'll draw unemployment all winter long.
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