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i recently got a newer, smaller bucket to replace my old one
it really pails in comparison
I went to a car dealership with my wife
We were intending to swap our old Ford to a newer one. The salesman sees us climb out of our car, comes up and says: "Is that an e**...?"
Me: "No this is my wife"
Why are newer lightbulbs smarter than older lightbulbs?
Because they're brighter.
What's the difference between a man and a computer?
When a man finally goes down on you, you don't get rid of it for a newer model.
I was contemplating engineering a newer, more advanced clone of my brain...
But then I realized I was getting ahead of myself.
At first, I was skeptical about replacing my florescent bulbs with newer LED ones...
But once I did, I started seeing things in new light.
Is a newer $100 bill worth more than a older one?
Yeah, $100 is more than $1.
Two Carpenters
Two carpenters were working on a house. One older one and one newer to the job. They were both working on one side of the house. After a few hours of working the older guy noticed the young guy looking at every nail, then dropping about half. The older one exclaimed about this and asked. Why are you wasting those perfectly good nails? the second guy answered
They're facing the wrong direction!
You idiot! The older man exclaimed. They're for the other side of the house!
My favorite old school video games just got re-released on a newer system and I'm so excited!
They haven't change a bit!
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