Newborn Son Jokes
24 newborn son jokes and hilarious newborn son puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about newborn son that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Newborn Son Short Jokes
Short newborn son jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The newborn son humour may include short newborn baby jokes also.
- My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker.
I thought, "I might have to raise him." - My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately. He's a prolific shartist.
- My computer notified me that my wife emailed me a picture of our newborn son since I was gone for a business trip "You've got male!"
- Just for laughs, I named my newborn son 'Someoneyourownsize' Soon I will teach him brutal marital arts
- My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son "K" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself.
- One of my old buddies, James King, named his newborn son Thin. I'm sure he wasn't thinking, but his son is.
- MR. and MRS. Tickle announced their newborn son's first name. Tes
(say the son's full name for the joke to work) - I asked my friend if he had a connection with his newborn son yet. He said no. The WiFi on babies is terrible.
- Our newborn son was circumcised. Seeing how bad the wound looks, we are worried he is not going to get ahead in life
- Holding the new iPad Mini is like holding your newborn son... Except I drop it a lot less.
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Newborn Son One Liners
Which newborn son one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with newborn son? I can suggest the ones about newborn and baby boy.
- I'm Proud Of My Newborn Son. Over these past 9 months he's really grown as a person.
- A mother names her newborn son Jkmno. How is it pronounced? Noel
- The black family across the street named their newborn son Dindu
- How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!
Newborn Son Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about newborn son you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby born jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make newborn son pranks.
A woman is pregnant with twins.
A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought of her brother supervising her newborns.
"What did he name them?" She asks anxiously.
"He named the girl Denise", the doctor says.
That's not too bad, she thought, relieved. "What did he name my son?"
"Denephew."
My newborn son...
was born with no eyelids. Luckily, the doctor was able to use the f**... (after they circumcised him) to make eyelids for him. They say he's gonna be ok...he'll just be a little cockeyed.
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
Son: Dad, why is my newborn sister named instagram?
Dad: Because your mom loves instagram and I found out that she spends enormous amounts of time on it. So, it was my way to get her off her addiction.
Son: Ok Dad, Thank you.
Dad: You're welcome.
Now go to your room, Pornhub.
George's son
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
Anti vax mom goes to the doctor
An anti Vax mom takes her newborn son to the doctor. The doctor says, "you should really consider getting him vaccinated, if you love your child."
The mother is furious. She says, "do you even know what they put in those needles!"
To which the doctor replies, "Vaccines?"