Newborn Parenting Jokes
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Newborn Parenting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble.
Out of habit, the parents looked over the newborn baby, then went home and bought a cheaper baby on Amazon
It's an eye
The doctor walks into the room to tell the parents the news about their newborn.
Doctor says, "I have bad news for you."
The mother asks, "What is it?"
The doctor says, "Your newborn is an eye."
The parents are mystified & ask him, "What what do you mean?"
Doctor replies, "It is an eye. No arms, legs, body or anything else. Just an eye."
"Oh gosh," said the father. "What could be possibly worse?'
The doctor replies, "It is Blind."
There is something holy about every newborn child.
Especially if the parents prevented with condoms.
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