Newbies Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A terrorist is training a group of newbies

"Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"

FOBs will understand.

3 new men - an Irish man, an English man and a Samoan - arrive at the army camp. The next day, the colonel, salt of the earth, rough as guts type fellow, decides to go psych the newbies up.

He calls them to line up and approaches the Irish man...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"

"Good."

He walks over to the English man...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"

"Good man."

Then he approaches the Samoan...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR NO SIR!!"

"What??"

"I CAME HERE YESTER-DIE!"

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