Newb Jokes
14 newb jokes and hilarious newb puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about newb that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Newb Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good newb joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was.
I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"
What's a newborns favorite A/C setting?
w**... temperature.
My newborn son...
was born with no eyelids. Luckily, the doctor was able to use the f**... (after they circumcised him) to make eyelids for him. They say he's gonna be ok...he'll just be a little cockeyed.
All newborns have cancer
They don't have any hair
What's a newborn baby' favorite restaurant?
h**...
What do you say when there's a newborn in the infirmary with a rattler?
"ICU baby, shaking that thing"
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
Name your newborn Cylinder
so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder
My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately.
He's a prolific shartist.
My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...
"Get down syndrome"
Newborn babies are like a lump of unmolded clay.
They even make the same sound when you drop them.
Why are newborns bad drivers?
... because they only know how to go full swaddle.
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Newb One Liners
Which newb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with newb? I can suggest the ones about sound and drop.
- What do you call a smurf in a videogame? Fake newbs
- Jesus was such a newb. It took him 3 days to respawn.
