New Zealand Kiwi Jokes
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New Zealand Kiwi Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What do you call a sunburnt New Zealander?
A strawberry kiwi.
What did the Rabbi from New Zealand say?
Hey Bro
(Read in your best Kiwi accent)
What do you call a gay New Zealander?
Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?
Because they're kiwis.
Not a dadjoke - but he told it to me anyway...
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You aren't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?'
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay, boys. He's one of us!"
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An American, an Aussie and a Kiwi are in a bar...
... they sit at the bar and order whiskey.
The American picks up his glass, downs the shot of whiskey and throws the glass into the fireplace. "In America, we got so many glasses, we don't drink out of the same one twice!"
The Kiwi nods, downs his drink throws it up into the air and shoots it with his six-shooter. "Same in New Zealand. So many glasses, we don't dare drink out of the same one twice."
The Australian looks at them both, downs his shot, pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi dead. "Too many Kiwi's in Australia, we don't drink with the same one twice."
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