New Yo Mama Jokes

Funniest New Yo Mama Short Jokes

Short new yo mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The new yo mama humour may include short old yo mama jokes also.

1. We all complain about reposts, but do you know where new jokes come from? A dad joke meets a yo mama joke... and then they screw in a lightbulb.
2. Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
3. Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said "Insufficient storage".
4. Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
5. Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
6. Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
7. Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
   A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

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New Yo Mama One Liners

Which new yo mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with new yo mama? I can suggest the ones about kids yo mama and kid yo mama.

1. Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
2. Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.
4. I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
5. Just in: Neil Patrick Harris is starring in a new afro-american sitcom! How I met yo mama
6. Yo Mama Yo Mama's so fat, McDonalds named their new 10,000 calorie burger after her.
7. What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair.
8. Yo mama so s**... She went to an antique store and said what's new?
9. Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for f**... recognition.
10. Yo momma so s**... when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
11. Yo mama is so s**... that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
12. Yo' mama so s**..., she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
13. Yo' mama so s**..., she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

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