New Trend Jokes
24 new trend jokes and hilarious new trend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about new trend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest New Trend Short Jokes
Short new trend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The new trend humour may include short trend jokes also.
- There's a strange new trend at work, people are writing names on the food in the company fridge Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin
- Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry... ..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.
- There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge
Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin. - So apparently the new fashion trend of the day is to stick chewed gum in your hair It's a unique look but it's hard to pull off.
- I don't know why people think throwing singles at children is the new viral trend... Hollywood's been doing it for decades.
- I just heard stuffed wildebeests are now the new trend. Turned out to be a bunch of fake gnus
- Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing? Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.
- I don't see the hype in the big, new trend everyone is playing. I had fort night with my kids and they got bored with it pretty quick.
- There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
- Apparently there is a new trend of mixing in glitter with m**...... I hear it's pretty dope....
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New Trend One Liners
Which new trend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with new trend? I can suggest the ones about new invention and fashion.
- I like this new trend of taping stuff to the wall and calling it art. I hope it sticks.
- I predict a major trend in the years to come... Young will become the new old
- I don't get all the rage about this new trend. Donkey meat is really tough!
- Have you heard of global warming? It's a hot new trend.
- New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY
- s**... through the ear is a new trend but now hearing aids are spreading
New Trend Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about new trend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean newest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make new trend pranks.
Joined to a trend of translating jokes from native language
The commander showing a new tank to the soldiers.
"Here, comrade warriors, this is our new secret tank. Sergeant Jones!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Lift up the tank."
Jones trying to lift the tank, pushing, panting, but can't do it.
"Smith, go help Jones!"
They are trying together, same business.
"Can't lift it, sir!"
"Private Miller, help them."
They puffing together, no result.
"There is no way to lift up this thing, sir!"
"Well, what did you expect? It's 46 tons!"
Pleasing Women
Three women go on vacation to an extravagant resort.
Upon arrival, the manager tells them, "we actually just opened a new building for single women, such as yourself! It has four stories, and you get to choose one of which you will stay in. Each floor has different types of men, and there will be signs at the entrance to each story, telling you what types you will find."
Figuring that it would be a fun adventure, they agree to these terms.
The women get to the first floor of the building. The sign reads "The Men on This Floor are Short, Pale, and Ugly".
Not seeing a reason why they would want to stay there, they proceed to the next floor, where they see a sign that reads "All Men on This Floor Are Average In Every Sense".
They begin to see a trend, and proceed to the next floor, wondering if their luck will improve.
The sign on the third floor reads "All Men on This Floor Are Tall, Dark, and Stunningly Handsome".
The women begin to get excited. They realize that this would be a wonderful floor to stay on, but curiosity gets the best of them, so they press on to the fourth and final floor.
Upon arrival to the last floor, they find a sign that reads
"There are no men on this floor. This floor was built with the sole purpose of proving that there is no way to please a woman."