New Sofa Jokes
18 new sofa jokes and hilarious new sofa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about new sofa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest New Sofa Short Jokes
Short new sofa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The new sofa humour may include short couch jokes also.
- My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa....
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New Sofa One Liners
Which new sofa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with new sofa? I can suggest the ones about sofa and furniture.
- I bought a new sofa. Really comfortable. So fa, so good.
(Well, at least it's OC :-) ) - I asked my friend how his new couch was going, he said sofa, so good
- Started my new job as a furniture salesman yesterday Sofa
So Good - I got a new couch... ...wasn't sure how comfortable it would be, but sofa so good!
- Hey couch! How's your new place? Sofa, so good!
- I wanted to get a new couch the other day. But the store selling them is sofa away!
- Been browsing the shops for a new couch... Not many great ones sofa
New Sofa Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about new sofa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sofa king jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make new sofa pranks.
n**... Wife's New p**...
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless p**... in an attempt to spice up her dead s**... life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless p**...?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."
A man is talking to his wife
When our neighbor Steve got a new leather sofa, you made me buy a better sofa. When he took his wife on a vacation you made us go on a better vacation. But now I am not sure what to do.
Did he get something new?
Yes, a mistress.
A 12 year old boy comes home from school
He enters the home and his parents are sitting on the sofa together clutching hands.
Sit down son we have something to say says the dad
The boy sits down.
You're adopted the mother says.
The boy sighs and tears up and asks why didn't you say so before? I've always wondered
Good claps the father standing up swiftly. Get your bags packed, your new Parents will be here to pick you up in about an hour.