New Hip Replacement Jokes
5 new hip replacement jokes and hilarious new hip replacement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about new hip replacement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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New Hip Replacement Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good new hip replacement joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I just had hip replacement surgery
It's a really new procedure; you've probably never heard of it.
Old man visits his Doctor...
Old man: Doctor, my hips hurt and need to be replaced. My knees are sore all the time. I need a CPAP machine for sleep, my hair is falling out and I need new glasses.
Doctor: Do you remember all the mornings when you used to jog, all the deserts you passed on, all the salads you ate so you would live longer?
Old man: Yes, Doc, I remember.
Doctor: Well, this is it!
Medical question?
My dad said he is going in for a hip replacement........is he having surgery or am I getting a cool new dad?
My grandma got a hip replacement
My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
A bar which does hip replacement operations recently opened near to me,
Critics are saying its the new hip place to be.
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