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24 new delhi jokes and hilarious new delhi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about new delhi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest New Delhi Short Jokes

Short new delhi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The new delhi humour may include short new indian jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about this Indian who wanted to make and sell sandwiches? He opened a New Delhi
  2. TIL In India you can never buy a sandwich in the same place twice You always have to go to a New Del(h)i
  3. Did ya'll hear about the guy from India whose sandwich shop burnt down!? He'll be alright. He got a loan to open a New Delhi.
  4. They say that New Delhi is the brownest city in the world... ...but I can think of one that's Dhaka.
  5. An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control -Name?
    -David Cohen
    -Age?
    -32
    -Occupation?
    -No, just sightseeing... For now
  6. Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.

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New Delhi One Liners

Which new delhi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with new delhi? I can suggest the ones about new york and new york city.

  1. What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi
  2. What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi
    :D
  3. Where did the Indian go for breakfast? The New Delhi
  4. Where do tourists in India eat? In the Delhi or New Delhi.
  5. Why do Indians never run out of fresh food? Because there's always a New Delhi.
  6. Where do indians get their food? At the New Delhi
  7. Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi

New Delhi Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about new delhi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new zealand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make new delhi pranks.

A poor farmer came to the Parliament house

A poor farmer came to the Parliament house in New Delhi to meet with an officer. He kept his bicycle near the high walls of the building and proceeded to the entrance.
The security guard came running towards him and hurriedly asked him to remove the bicycle.
This is a very prestigious place. High profile men, ministers and judges come here
The farmer innocently replied, I know that. I have locked my cycle, nobody can take it

My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night

My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night, but none of us could decide where to go. After asking around for good places to get Indian food, we finally decided to go get sandwiches at that New Delhi everyone kept talking about.

A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.

You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.

Obama is going to be visiting India next week

Apparently the Indian government is installing 15,000 CCTV camera's all over New Delhi for Obama's Visit.
This is Ridiculous!!!
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything!

A man is being interviewed for a job at a call center in New Delhi...

and the manager asks him to use the words "pink, green, and yellow" in a sentence. The man thinks for a minute and says, "When the phone goes 'green, green,' I pink it up and say 'Yellow, this is Hassan, how may I help you?'"