New Cars Jokes
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We do not have enough micro chips to build new cars
Is it because we used them all in the vaccines ?
I love the smell of brand new cars.
You cant imagine my disappointment when i got my new Tesla. No smell of new leather, only Elon's Musk
I went looking at new cars today...
The salesman said- "And if you buy today, you won't make a payment for six months!"
I said- "Wow! It's almost like you know me!"
What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
What do new cars and babies have in common ?
They're no good after they're old enough to vote and drink
A man finds a genie lamp.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double."
The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars.
The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses.
The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."
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