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21 new career jokes and hilarious new career puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about new career that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest New Career Short Jokes

Short new career jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The new career humour may include short new job jokes also.

  1. I just got out of the army, where I was an M1A1 Abrams driver. My new career is completely unrelated. It's a tankless job.
  2. An upcoming Racer is hesitating on his new career... so he yanked out his side mirrors because he didn't want to look back.
  3. My new job! I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be "Mike Dyson"!

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New Career One Liners

Which new career one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with new career? I can suggest the ones about changing job and career.

  1. At work I put my desk in the elevator This should take my career to a whole new level
  2. My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter …Apparently, she makes a killing.
  3. The New York Mets Specifically, Jose Reyes' career ERA of 54.00
  4. Have you heard about Bill O'Reilly's new book? It's called "Killing a Career."
  5. Working for a dragon can take your career to new heights, Just don't get fired
  6. I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning It is something I can see myself doing
  7. My new career as a typographer is paying me really well. I made a G today.
  8. Did you hear about the new Muslim comic? his career is blowing up!
  9. Don Rickles... His new material just might be the best of his career.

New Career joke, Don Rickles...

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious New Career Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about new career you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new hire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make new career pranks.

Mid life career change

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that the phase 'My server went down on me,' is no longer a good thing," the guy replies.

Why a fourth time?

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a f**... director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a f**... director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'

My dad gave up his job of being a late night radio DJ.

He took up a new job as a railway construction worker. Talk about a career change, but I guess he just couldn't give up his love for laying tracks.

Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

it was during my naval career, I walked into another seedy bar

In another seedy port. I ordered a drink. A p**... sidles up to me and says " Hey sailor, do you want to try something new". I replied, "how, do you have leprosy?"

New Career joke, An upcoming Racer is hesitating on his new career...