Following is our collection of funniest Nevermind jokes. There are some nevermind sheesh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nevermind btw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
**Kangaroo:** I CAN'T FIND MY KIDS!
**911:** Did you check your pockets?
**Kangaroo *[pats pocket]*:** Oh... nevermind.
theres an Irish guy driving through a packed parking lot. Upset, he shouts "dear lord, if ya help me find a parkin spot I swear on me moothers grave that I will give up mah whiskey." Just then a car backed out of a spot in front of him. Suprised, he then shouts "Nevermind lord, I found one!"
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.
"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."
Nevermind, all the good ones Argon
But nevermind, it's pointless.
Eh, nevermind, it's earelephant.
Nevermind, it's an inside joke.
Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless.
Nevermind, it's too corny.
Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.
Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy.
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Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it
He's driving through the city looking for a place to park. Unable to find one he looks up and says, "God, if you find me a parking spot, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life." Just after he finishes saying this, a spot appears. The man turns to God and says, "Nevermind, I found one"
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Nevermind, it has no point.
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing. Nevermind."
"Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?"
"It's fine, whatever."
nevermind
Nevermind, it's too korny.
"...ugh nevermind"
I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.
Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...
I asked her "Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?". She was like "What?".. I just shook my head and said "Nevermind...".
"Did you remember to-- Oh, nevermind; you're concentrating."
Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
Nevermind, there's no point.
Ah nevermind
"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"
"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."
"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"
Wait, nevermind
She was just in the bathroom
"Nevermind, now's not the ripe time!" π
I made this myself, instead of sleeping at night.
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Nevermind."
"Whats the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us."
"I'm fine."
Nevermind, it doesn't really make scents anymore
Nevermind. I can't bear it.
Just wondering if anyone knows how to edit the thread title.
The physicist said: "You have so much potential!"
So the boy came down, and then the physicist said: "Nevermind."
When she starts fitting in your moms... nevermind I take that back. No one's ever gonna be as fat as yo mama.
β Did you hear that joke about the letter that didn't have a stamp?
β No.
β Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.
nevermind i just realized it's actually unrelated
Nevermind the French flag works fine. π«π·π«π·π«π·
Nevermind, she just returned from the shops.
Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
Actually, nevermind. That might be a little too close to home.
I mean... nevermind, this sub won't get it.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.
Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....
Nevermind.
Oh, nevermind, she was walking the dogs.
Oh, nevermind. The punch line is too long.
Me: "Sweet dog you got there"
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "nevermind"
Nevermind. They can't change anything
Nevermind, the story wouldn't appeel to you.
Nevermind, it'd probably go over your head.
β¦actually, nevermind let's do that later
Actually, nevermind, I'll tell you later.
Nevermind.
But nevermind.
Nevermind, in hindsight it wasn't that good.
Police officer: Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
Me: Still in training, huh?
Police officer: What do you mean?
Me: Nevermind
Nevermind. It's tearable.
Nevermind, it's tearable...
Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP
You know what, nevermind. It's fine.
Nevermind, she is back. She was just getting some tea.
Can I see myself in this long term?
Is it safe?
Is it reliable?
Can it kill me?
Guys look at sex like parking a car.
There's a spot.
There's another spot.
Oh I have to pay? Never-mind.
Handicapped? Hope no-one sees this!
Nevermind none of them work
And there is no parking spot, so he says "God, if you give me parking spot, I will convert myself and become Christian".
Two minutes later he says "Nevermind I found one"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nevermind umm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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