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Short nevermind jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nevermind humour may include short preferably jokes also.
- Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.
- Me: Sweet dog you got there Police officer: Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
Me: Still in training, huh?
Police officer: What do you mean?
Me: Nevermind - I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her "Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?". She was like "What?".. I just shook my head and said "Nevermind...".
- "Wanna hear a really good joke about half-grown bananas?" "Nevermind, now's not the ripe time!" 😉
I made this myself, instead of sleeping at night. - I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke? Nevermind, all the good ones Argon - My wife just left me because of my anxiety and paranoia. Nevermind, she just returned from the shops.
- Does anyone know where I can find the "Surrender" Emoji? Nevermind the French flag works fine. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
- Have you heard the joke about your neighbor? Actually, nevermind. That might be a little too close to home.
- A FedEx driver, UPS driver, and USPS driver walk into a bar... Nevermind, you wouldn't get the delivery from the FedEx driver.
- I want you to close your eyes for a moment and imagine a world without procrastination… …actually, nevermind let's do that later
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Nevermind One Liners
Which nevermind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nevermind? I can suggest the ones about cheesy and nah.
- The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind. It's fine.
- Monica Lewinsky i have a joke I have an intern joke and it ... nevermind.
- Nevermind, figured it out Just wondering if anyone knows how to edit the thread title.
- Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? Nevermind, it's an inside joke.
- Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, its too cheesy
- Did you hear the one about the unsharpened pencil? Nevermind, there's no point.
- Whats a nihilists favourite joke? Nevermind, it doesn't matter
- My girlfriend left me because I'm so insecure. Oh, nevermind, she was walking the dogs.
- How do pachyderms hear so well? Eh, nevermind, it's earelephant.
- Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind.
- I lost my Nirvana CD nevermind
- What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
- My life is a joke Wait nevermind, jokes have meaning
- Do you guys wanna hear a joke about Iowa? Nevermind, it's probably too corny.
- If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
Delightful Fun Nevermind Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about nevermind you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nirvana jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nevermind pranks.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
Wanna hear a pencil joke?
Ugh, nevermind, it's pointless.
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[salem witch trials]
**judge:** You are guilty of doing magic! What do you have to say for yourself young lady?
**woman:** It's misdirection!
**judge:** Oh sorry! *"Miss"* Direction, do you have anything to say?
**woman:** *sigh* nevermind...
Silly Drunks.
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.
"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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"____" walks into to a bar...
A m**..., an albino and a mosquito walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and.... nevermind.
Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer?
Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well.
Did I tell you the one about the maize?
Nevermind, it's too corny.
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I asked my Grandma...
Where she put my l**... tabs, she said "Nevermind that, have you seen the dragon in the backyard?"
I hear seatbelts save lives!
Nope, nevermind, still have cancer.
What's the most annoying thing someone can say?
Nevermind.
I keep hearing things about this Chris Brown guy, but I can't remember who he is...
*Edit* Nevermind, it hit me.
Did you hear that joke about the 3 gnomes that walk into a bar?
Nevermind, sorry guys that was low.
Got my dad today
nope nevermind, he ran away again
I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on...
Nevermind, that was Saturn.
Did you hear about a recent kidnapping?
Wait, nevermind, he's just a deep sleeper.
you know whats great about alzhemiers?
nevermind i forget
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So I walked in to a brothel..
And shortly after entering I began assaulting everyone in the queue...then...umm...s**... nevermind, I just punched up the fuckline.
What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?
*Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission...
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing. Nevermind."
"Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?"
"It's fine, whatever."
Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE!
Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna.
Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy?
Wait, Nevermind
Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska?
Nevermind, it's too korny.
What did the pencil say?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
"...ugh nevermind"
Dumb Nirvana Joke
I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.
So I did the OSSLT today
Oh, wait, nevermind
Anyone know a good roofer?
Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...
An impressed man and his friend.
Man: "'Wow, you're omniscient!"
Friend: "What does that mean?"
Man: "Nevermind."
"Did you hear that?!"
"No! What was it?!"
"Oh, nevermind then. You'll smell it later."
I was carefully measuring out a dab of Cannabis extract for my roommate, when she said,
"Did you remember to-- Oh, nevermind; you're concentrating."
Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce?
Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
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g**... it what was the name of that Nirvana album?
Ah nevermind
Ban?????
"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"
"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."
"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"
I'm on my period
Oh wait, nevermind, it's just a comma
I would like to tell you about my favorite Nirvana record that came out 26 years ago today.
Nevermind
Here's a picture of a dead grizzly..
Nevermind. I can't bear it.
All my life my dad's been colorblind...
...When he's angry, all he sees is re.... wait... Nevermind...
I have a joke about Nirvana, but it's not that well thought out...
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
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A black cat starts l**... itself...
...Nevermind, the joke is too dark and groomy.
Have you met my friend Edward?
Nevermind, he got snowed in.
It's 4:04, you know what that means!
Nevermind, 404 not found.
We should start taxing people who don't comprehend math or basic probability.
Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.
Wanna hear a joke about the future?
Nevermind, I already told it to you yesterday.
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i almost cracked an i**... joke that fits perfectly into our conversation
nevermind i just realized it's actually unrelated
How can you tell when someone is Manipulative?
*Actually, Nevermind I'm Fine.*
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My wife just became a Hindu!
... nevermind it was a s**...
FM radio is the future! Just think about it, a trillion songs to listen to.
Nevermind, it's only playing the same 20 songs everyday.
Did you guys hear about the archaeologist's recent discovery?
Nevermind, I wouldn't want to rune the surprise.
I want to tell you a joke about 'original content'
I mean... nevermind, this sub won't get it.
A story of a pencil.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Finally world peace
Nevermind..
Did you hear the joke about the circle?
Nevermind. The punchline wasn't straightforward anyways.
I can guarantee you Fortnite will die in the next couple years
Nevermind apparently trash lives way longer than a couple years
To whoever replaced my bathroom mirror with a funhouse mirror
Oh wait, nevermind
I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but...
Nevermind.
Do you want to hear a dad joke about Christmas wrapping paper?
Nevermind, it's terrible.
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I'm throwing a party for p**...-whipped guys tonight!
Nevermind, my wife wants to go to the movies.
Did you hear about the guy who stole all the bananas from the market?
Nevermind, the story wouldn't appeel to you.
Ever heard the one about the giraffe?
Nevermind, it'd probably go over your head.
Hey, have you heard the joke about a guy who kept procrastinating? No. Can you tell me?
Actually, nevermind, I'll tell you later.
A ghost walks into a bar.
Wait, nevermind, it went through it.
How does a robot identify?
It doesnt its non-binary...well technically it is but...nevermind
I have a good joke about 2020
Nevermind, in hindsight it wasn't that good.
Why did the chicken crossed the road
Beca- nevermind it got ran over
I am a proud anti-vaccine Father of 3.
Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP
