The Best 3 Never Hear A Woman Say Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Never Hear A Woman Say jokes. There are some never hear a woman say havent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these never hear a woman say beer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Never Hear A Woman Say Jokes and Puns

I agree

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold soda.

The day was really quite beautiful,
and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about the age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another soda, and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

What's more painful between Childbirth and getting kicked in the nuts?

Getting kicked in the nuts is far more painful. After all, sometime, 1 year or so after giving birth, a woman might say ''I'd like to have another child''

But you will never hear a man say ''I'd like to get kicked in the nuts again''

What do you never want to hear a woman's husband unexpectedly say

"Honey, I'm home."

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We suggest to use only working never hear a woman say forever piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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