Nevada Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
Marriage, the real story
A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
"I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."
I have finally punched my membership card into Dad jokes!
So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
The reason Nevada doesn't have any election results yet is
If you count in Vegas, you get kicked out
The year is 2077...
Brexit negotiations continue.
Nevada has counted 98% of the votes.
Cyberpunk has been delayed again.
A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"
A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa's face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...
A child asked Santa Claus
How did your reindeer get their names?
Santa replied, I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!
What about Donner? the child asked.
A shadow settled on Santa's face, and after a moment he began: The year was 1847, and snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada ….
What is the difference between Wuhan, China and Las Vegas, Nevada?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
It's 294 days after the US Election...
...Biden has progressed to 269.99 electoral votes, and Nevada has discovered 26 million uncounted postal votes that were discovered on 'Storage Wars'. More updates coming soon.
My home state of Nevada is ranked #50 in education
Not the best but at least we're in the top 3
Donald Trump's daughter got married this weekend
For her something blue, he gave her Nevada
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First 4 letters of Nevada is Neva
In case you were wondering when they would finish
Apparently, Nevada has the highest rate of depression and disloyal partners.
What a sad state of affairs.
A couple move to Nevada and the husband hits it big at the casino
He rushes into his house and yells to his wife,
"Pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!"
The wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The husband responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon."
There was a blonde ....
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
I heard this great joke in Nevada once... what did the dog say to the duck
I'll let you know next week
I think my brother is gambling somewhere in Nevada.
Vague guess.
When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho's. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho's if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border...
Idaho.
At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart.
It's a bad state of affairs.
What happened to the criminal who was caught in the capital of Nevada
He was inCarsonated
What's the difference between John Brennan and a Nevada hooker?
Brennan can no longer legally handle sensitive material
What do you get when you put a contagion in Nevada?
Las Plague-as
The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada
FIFA Las Vegas
