neutrons Jokes

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Scientists say the universe is full of protons, neutrons and electrons.

But they forgot to mention morons.

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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.

But they forgot to mention morons.

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A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...

"How much are the protons?"

"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."

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I tried to pay my friend for the neutrons he sent me, but he said they were free of charge

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Special shop sale:

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

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Science/nre joke

What particles in a reactor are the happiest?



Delayed neutrons.

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What is satan's favourite chemical?

Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons

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At one point in time...

we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.

For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made up of particles called quarks and leptons, which are infinitely smaller. These were the smallest units in existence.

However, as science is always evolving, it has recently been proven that infinitely smaller than even these quarks and leptons is the number of people who have actually changed any political opinion because of what someone shared on Facebook.

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what kind of cookies do atoms eat?

Fig neutrons

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I took two protons and two neutrons to my friend's birthday

That's what makes a party cool

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Why don't neutrons cost anything?

They're always given free of charge.

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The world is made of Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons...

What about morons?

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What do British nuclear engineers eat?

Fig Neutrons.

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Why do neutrons make great criminals?

They never get charged with anything.

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Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?

You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.

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The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and..

Morons.

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how do protons and neutrons stick together?

they gluon

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Why are neutrons never sent to jail?

Because they're never charged.

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How does nuclear fission works?

You add neutrons to the nucleus of an atom and remove part of Japan's population.

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Where do most neutrons live?

In sub-atomic particle divisions.

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Did protium have any neutrons?

Well, n^0

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What are the most funny Neutrons jokes of all time ?

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