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The heaviest things in the universe
3 - Neutron stars
2 - Black holes
1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke
My wife asked me if she looked fat in her new dress.
I told her: "You look like a beautiful shining star"
She replied: "Awhh..."
But then I added: "A neutron star" and she slapped me.
I was hoping she was too dense to understand the joke.
What's denser than a neutron star?
A Flat Earther
What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?
Density
I like my men like I like my neutron stars
Hot, dense, and degenerate.
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