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Funniest Neutrino Short Jokes

Short neutrino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neutrino humour may include short neutron jokes also.

1. "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here" said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar.
2. A quick joke The bartender said "We do not serve faster-than-light neutrinos at this bar."
   A neutrino walks into a bar.
3. So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: "Can I get you a drink?"
   Neutrino: "No thanks, just passing through."
4. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here!" A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.
5. What flavor was he? A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you something to drink?" The neutrino replies, "No, I'm just passing through."
6. The Bartender replies, "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light" A Neutrino walks into a bar
7. Yo Moma Is So Fat That a neutrino can't pass through her.
   (Credit goes to my friend for coming up with that)
8. Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her
9. How are homeless guys like neutrinos? They're both constantly penetrating your mom.
10. What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's u**...? He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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Neutrino One Liners

Which neutrino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neutrino? I can suggest the ones about neutron proton and photon.

1. A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going.
2. Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
   
3. What do neutrinos and I have in common. We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
4. A neutrino walks through a bar.
5. It turns out Neutrinos are Catholic. They have mass.
6. We don't serve neutrinos here. A neutrino walks into a bar.
7. How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom
8. I can't eat neutrinos They go right through me
9. A proton, an electron and a neutrino walk into a black hole That's it
10. What is similar about me and neutrinos? We are both constantly penetrating your mother.
11. A billion neutrinos walk into a bar... One says, "Ouch."
12. I am in clan called neutrino in my favourite MMO and we are unstoppable
13. What is a neutrino's favorite holiday song? "Have Yourself a Very Little Rest Mass".
14. "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here." A neutrino walks into a bar.
15. Neutrinos are somewhat introverted..... They only interact weekly.

Cheeky Neutrino Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about neutrino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean higgs boson jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neutrino pranks.