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- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
- Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
- Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
- Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
- With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue. The outraged side,
And the uninformed. - Why is net neutrality so important? Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.
- Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
- My dad I nicknamed my dad net neutrality because he's gone and we don't talk about him anymore.
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- Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
- Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral
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Without an ion - You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now. Or you'll pay for it later.
- 80% of Americans want net neutrality The other 20% are dead
- What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
- The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
- Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
- What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
Defend net neutrality. - Why is Stephen such a neutral name? Because its pH is in the middle.
- Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.
- Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral.
- I once bought a Swiss car... But I couldn't get it out of neutral.
- What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
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1973: smoking in the boy's room. 2018: vaping in the gender-neutral restroom.
Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!
Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!
Why are neutralization reations i**...?
They involve assault.
This one is for the Electricians
A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar".
I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference....
And boy or girl are my arms tired
What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?
Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect
What do the negative ion and the positive ion have in common?
They're both in favor of net neutrality!
Why is a Seal just a neutral Sea Lion?
Because it doesn't have an *ion*
If I were to drop l**... at a dubstep concert....
Would the acid neutralize the bass?
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
A seal is neutral but a seal ion has a positive or negative charge
The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman"
and changing it to "Personman".
Why was the spider community so peaceful?
They experienced neutrality across the web.
You know what they say about net neutrality...
I don't know. The webpage hasn't loaded for me either.
Comcast
supports net neutrality
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Not protecting net neutrality.
Who is the most politically neutral person in the world?
A pedestrian crossing the road.
He looks left, right and walks straight.
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Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral"
But it seems too transparent
Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man?
Because Garbage Woman is redundant
Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.
They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.
Are there two companies named Comcast?
I got pulled over the other day, I couldn't tell if the cop was a male or female and I didn't want to misgender the officer.
So I used the gender neutral term pig, instead.
Did you hear the joke about Net Neutrality?
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Why do internet service providers try to end Net Neutrality every few years?
The intent is to provide citizens with a sense of pride and accomplishment in fighting for their rights.
What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?
Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.
So Net Neutrality and your ISP walk into a bar
What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?
Net neutrality.
So i heard about what net neutrality is..
But i'm not going to buy that
A turtle walks into a bar...
...actually, it was supposed to be a rabbit, but lack of a neutral net forced a last minute script change.
Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?
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The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.
This isn't a joke it's real my dudes
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "If you're not freaking out about Net Neutrality right now, you're not paying attention."
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If I had a dollar for every post I've seen about NET neutrality...
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The FCC has just made a formal announcement
If anyone keeps complaining about Net Neutrality they'll pay for it.
I like my internet like my water.
Neutral
To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...
He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai
What does the "N" in "USA" stand for?
Net Neutrality
What do they call internet regulation in Russia?
Nyet-neutrality
What do you get when you repeal net neutrality?
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Net Neutrality is not that big of deal...
Wouldn't you appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment that paying for websites gives you?
You'd better help defend net neutrality,
or you'll pay for it later!
The verdict on Net Neutrality
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If Net Neutrality is repealed...
Will the Internet be acidic or basic?
Look on the bright side
With net neutrality repealed, at least we won't be able to view all these reposts
What do you call Russian foreign policy with Ukraine?
Nyet Neutrality
The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...
I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.
With Net Neutrality gone I'm finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons
You may laugh now, but you won't be when my pigeon deliver n**... faster than your service provider
Excited about Net Neutrality Repeal
Now all my opponents will have the same ping as I.
My friend and his girlfriend just got a puppy . They're a progressive couple, so they gave their dog a gender neutral name.
Now the thing thinks it can just go to the bathroom wherever it wants.
People say Mars is neutral waters
but last time I checked it was a *red state*
Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter
Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter
God and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said God . "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.""I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
How do you keep an idiot occupied without Net Neutrality laws?
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Net neutrality is overrated. I can still access all the sites.
Besides, most of them are the same anyway, always showing only 404 and the like.
I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom
I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because
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I don't know why people are so worked up about gender neutral bathrooms.
It's like they've never heard of public pools.
How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?
With some Ace of Base.
If you neutralize l**...
Can you still call it acid?