Neutrality Jokes
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Switzerland is known for its long standing policy of neutrality, but sometimes the joke is on them. This article examines Switzerland's eccentric and complicated history of neutrality and nonaggression, and the ways in which corruption has influenced the nation's politics. It further makes the case for why neutrality is not always the best choice, and why the recent corruption charges against FIFA's former president Sepp Blatter are a prime example.
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- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
- Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
- Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
- Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
- With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue. The outraged side,
And the uninformed. - Why is net neutrality so important? Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.
- Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
- My dad I nicknamed my dad net neutrality because he's gone and we don't talk about him anymore.
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Neutrality One Liners
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- Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
- Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral
As in
Without an ion - You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now. Or you'll pay for it later.
- 80% of Americans want net neutrality The other 20% are dead
- What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
- The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
- Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
- What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
Defend net neutrality. - Why is Stephen such a neutral name? Because its pH is in the middle.
- Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.
- Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral.
- I once bought a Swiss car... But I couldn't get it out of neutral.
- What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
Switzerland Neutrality Jokes
Here is a list of funny switzerland neutrality jokes and even better switzerland neutrality puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does Alpine cheese have a pH of 7? Because Switzerland is neutral
- Today, Switzerland face Sweden in the World Cup. The strategy for both sides is simple: Dash towards the enemy until they are neutralized.
- Die Schweiz Proof that Switzerland isn't always neutral.
- There are a lot of cons about Switzerland... ...Their pretentiousness, their tax-evading bank accounts, their neutrality
But on the other hand, their flag is a big plus. - Breaking News: All liquids in Switzerland are being converted to a pH of 7 The government were asked if they thought this was good idea. They claimed to be neutral
- What do Switzerland & a white electrical wire have in common? They're neutral
- BREAKING: FCC votes to repeal Net Neutrality Switzerland to be block from US internet
- Why is Switzerland neutral? Because its flag is positive.
Swiss Neutrality Jokes
Here is a list of funny swiss neutrality jokes and even better swiss neutrality puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it's neutral? The Swiss flag
- What is the pH of Swiss Cheese? It's a 7.
Neutral. - We need the guards to think you're Swiss. Quick, act neutral.
- A Swiss car maker is coming out with a new car that has only one gear... That gear is neutral.
- I wanted to become neutral... ...so I didn't have to Swiss sides.
Uplifting Neutrality Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about neutrality you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean independence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neutrality pranks.
Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference....
And boy or girl are my arms tired
If I were to drop l**... at a dubstep concert....
Would the acid neutralize the bass?
The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman"
and changing it to "Personman".
Comcast
supports net neutrality
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Not protecting net neutrality.
For all the people talking completely overblowing the net neutrality issue, I just want to say
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Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
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What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?
Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.
What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?
Net neutrality.
Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?
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The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.
This isn't a joke it's real my dudes
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I like my internet like my water.
Neutral
To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...
He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai
You'd better help defend net neutrality,
or you'll pay for it later!
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The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...
I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.
With Net Neutrality gone I'm finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons
You may laugh now, but you won't be when my pigeon deliver n**... faster than your service provider
Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter
Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter
God and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said God . "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.""I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom
I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?
With some Ace of Base.
If I had $ for every time I heard about net neutrality
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.""I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires
I take l**... every time I go to a dubstep concert, but it always wears off.
I think it's because the bass neutralizes the acid
Two electricians are standing on a ladder leaned against a utility pole...
...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.
\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?
\- This one, young man?
\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!
\- No problem, dear!
After the lady passed him the wire, and left, the electrician tells his mate:
\- See, Fred? I told you this was the neutral wire, but no, you had to insist that it was the phase line!
The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members.
Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead
What's the gender neutral version of "mister" an "miss"
Miss-ter-y
What do you call a gender neutral pain in the a**...?
Themorrhoid