neutrality Jokes

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In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

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Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing...

You guys seem so Ajitated.

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You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now.

Or you'll pay for it later.

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If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...

I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

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80% of Americans want net neutrality

The other 20% are dead

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What's worse than no nut November?

No net December.
Defend net neutrality.

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Scientists have just announced the finding of the world's longest penis. At just over five feet, the sight of it has shocked the nation...

...and, even worse, it's going to head a vote to repeal Net Neutrality on Thursday.

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Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

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Why is net neutrality so important?

Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.

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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

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Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality?

What a piece Ajit.

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With Net Neutrality gone I'm finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons

You may laugh now, but you won't be when my pigeons deliver nudes faster than your service provider

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Personally, I'm looking forward to the end of Net Neutrality.

Watching porn in the internet slow lane is going to cure my premature ejaculation.

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My dad

I nicknamed my dad net neutrality because he's gone and we don't talk about him anymore.

Cr

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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference....

And boy or girl are my arms tired

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URGENT: HOW TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY (PLEASE READ)

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What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.

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Comcast

supports net neutrality

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The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn't a joke it's real my dudes

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The verdict on Net Neutrality

[Please pay $49.98 for the 'News' Package Bundle to see the verdict]

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Don't worry, anyone who doesn't take action in protecting net neutrality will get FREE sex when this blows over!

Specifically, you'll get fucked by Comcast and Verizon.

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Did you hear the joke about Net Neutrality?

Sorry, your current internet package does not support punchlines. Please upgrade to the higher end package.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Not protecting net neutrality.

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You'd better help defend net neutrality,

or you'll pay for it later!

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The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman"

and changing it to "Personman".

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What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

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The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...

I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.

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For all the people talking completely overblowing the net neutrality issue, I just want to say

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To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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Net Neutrality won't ruin everyone's life unlike previously stated

I have it on good authority that the Amish don't give a fuck

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Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?

THIS POST HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY YOUR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER. PAY $10 TO SEE THIS GREAT JOKE.

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Everybody needs to calm down about Net Neutrality dying...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because

[Please make a £100 donation to AT&T for completion of this joke.

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