Neutral Jokes
81 neutral jokes and hilarious neutral puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neutral that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These jokes have been around for centuries, from Switzerland's neutrality in World War II, to carbon neutrality and gender neutrality. Get ready to look at the lighter side of neutral topics, from Chaotic Neutral to Martian astronomers and Persian gods. No matter what type of neutral joke you're looking for, you're sure to find it here.
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Funniest Neutral Short Jokes
Short neutral jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neutral humour may include short negative jokes also.
- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
- Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
- Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
- Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
- With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue. The outraged side,
And the uninformed. - Why is net neutrality so important? Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.
- Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
- My dad I nicknamed my dad net neutrality because he's gone and we don't talk about him anymore.
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Neutral One Liners
Which neutral one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neutral? I can suggest the ones about anon and positive.
- Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
- Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral
As in
Without an ion - You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now. Or you'll pay for it later.
- 80% of Americans want net neutrality The other 20% are dead
- What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
- The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
- Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
- What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
Defend net neutrality. - Why is Stephen such a neutral name? Because its pH is in the middle.
- Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.
- Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral.
- I once bought a Swiss car... But I couldn't get it out of neutral.
- What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
Gender Neutral Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender neutral jokes and even better gender neutral puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter - I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired
- The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead - I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
- The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".
- What's the gender neutral version of "mister" an "miss" Miss-ter-y
- I don't know why people are so worked up about gender neutral bathrooms. It's like they've never heard of public pools.
- Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant
- I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral" But it seems too transparent
- My friend and his girlfriend just got a puppy . They're a progressive couple, so they gave their dog a gender neutral name. Now the thing thinks it can just go to the bathroom wherever it wants.
Switzerland Neutral Jokes
Here is a list of funny switzerland neutral jokes and even better switzerland neutral puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does Alpine cheese have a pH of 7? Because Switzerland is neutral
- Today, Switzerland face Sweden in the World Cup. The strategy for both sides is simple: Dash towards the enemy until they are neutralized.
- Die Schweiz Proof that Switzerland isn't always neutral.
- There are a lot of cons about Switzerland... ...Their pretentiousness, their tax-evading bank accounts, their neutrality
But on the other hand, their flag is a big plus. - Breaking News: All liquids in Switzerland are being converted to a pH of 7 The government were asked if they thought this was good idea. They claimed to be neutral
- What do Switzerland & a white electrical wire have in common? They're neutral
- BREAKING: FCC votes to repeal Net Neutrality Switzerland to be block from US internet
- Why is Switzerland neutral? Because its flag is positive.
Gender Neutral Bathroom Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender neutral bathroom jokes and even better gender neutral bathroom puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I gave my dog a gender neutral name, and now it thinks it can go to the bathroom wherever it wants.
- What bathrooms do hipsters use? Gender Neutral Milk Hotel ones.
Swiss Neutral Jokes
Here is a list of funny swiss neutral jokes and even better swiss neutral puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it's neutral? The Swiss flag
- What is the pH of Swiss Cheese? It's a 7.
Neutral. - We need the guards to think you're Swiss. Quick, act neutral.
- A Swiss car maker is coming out with a new car that has only one gear... That gear is neutral.
- I wanted to become neutral... ...so I didn't have to Swiss sides.
Uplifting Neutral Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about neutral you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neutral pranks.
Why are neutralization reations i**...?
They involve assault.
This one is for the Electricians
A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar".
When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do?
Drop the base.
How do you neutralise a hasidic jew?
With a halkali jew
Why is a Seal just a neutral Sea Lion?
Because it doesn't have an *ion*
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
A seal is neutral but a seal ion has a positive or negative charge
The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
Who is the most politically neutral person in the world?
A pedestrian crossing the road.
He looks left, right and walks straight.
Sorry
Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
At what moment are people politically neutral?
It is before crossing a road. They look left and right.
What do you get when you average Angry faces and Neutral Faces?
Mean faces.
I got pulled over the other day, I couldn't tell if the cop was a male or female and I didn't want to misgender the officer.
So I used the gender neutral term pig, instead.
A turtle walks into a bar...
...actually, it was supposed to be a rabbit, but lack of a neutral net forced a last minute script change.
I like my internet like my water.
Neutral
People say Mars is neutral waters
but last time I checked it was a *red state*
God and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said God . "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.""I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
Are you a neutralization reaction?
Because you're full of water and salt.
How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?
With some Ace of Base.
Brexit to the rest of the world.
This is neutral. This joke could be taken to mean how slow Brexit is or that it's a bad idea, just saying that so I don't get murdered.
If you neutralize l**...
Can you still call it acid?
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches.""I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires
What do you call a gender neutral pain in the a**...?
Themorrhoid
