Neutr Jokes
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-Neutrino. Knock knock.
\-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
\-Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.
\-I wrote a speed of light joke...but a neutrino beat me to it.
\-A. To prove particles can travel faster than light Q. Why did the neutrino cross the road?
\-I'm going to tweet my neutrino joke yesterday.
...a neutron walks into a bar.
**Neutron:** ...I'll have an Alabama Slammer!
**Bartender:** ...no charge!
So a neutrino walks into a bar...
Bartender: "Can I get you a drink?"
Neutrino: "No thanks, just passing through."
A neutron walks into a bar...
He says to the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
Ther bartender replies, "For you, free of charge!"
How are neutrinos and i alike?
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
A neutrino walks into a bar...
and it just keeps on going.
A neutrino walks through a bar.
What do neutrinos and I have in common.
We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?
Because there'd be no charge.
A neutron walks into a bar
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink
Bartender says, "No charge"
A neutron walks into a bar
He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one.
The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him.
"For you, no charge"
A Neutron Walks Into a Bar
And says "Oh my God I think I just lost an electron!" The bartender asks "are you positive?"
What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
How do you neutralise a hasidic jew?
With a halkali jew
A neutron went into a bar and ordered a beer,
The bartender upon seeing him said "this one is free of charge".
A neutron walks into a bar
He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Are you a neutralization reaction?
Because you're full of water and salt.
What if a neutron enters a bar?
A neutron enters a bar and orders a drink.
The Bartender hands over the drink and says for you, no charges.
How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?
With some Ace of Base.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a pint of Guinness?"
The bartender replies: "For you sir, no charge!"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The neutron asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
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