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How are neutrinos and i alike?
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
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Why are neutralization reations i**...?
They involve assault.
A neutrino walks into a bar...
and it just keeps on going.
What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?
well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
What do neutrinos and I have in common.
We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?
Because there'd be no charge.
A neutron walks into a bar
He asks, "How much for a drink?"
The barkeep replied, "For you, no charge."
When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do?
Drop the base.
When a neutron hits a uranium atom...
Potassium. Oxide.
What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
Why do neutrons make great criminals?
They never get charged with anything.
Neutrinos are somewhat introverted.....
They only interact weekly.
Are you a neutralization reaction?
Because you're full of water and salt.
Why don't neutrons cost anything?
They're always given free of charge.
Where do most neutrons live?
In sub-atomic particle divisions.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Neutron: How much does it cost?
Bartender: For you? NO CHARGE!
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks how much he needs to pay. Bartender says you don't have to pay. Neutron asks why not. Bartender says....
For you no charge
How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?
With some Ace of Base.
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If you neutralize l**...
Can you still call it acid?
A Neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for the price of a drink
The bartender responds: "For you, no charge"
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