Neutered Jokes

Funniest Neutered Short Jokes

Short neutered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neutered humour may include short castrated jokes also.

1. I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks.
2. My dog used to love playing catch, but he hasn't been the same since his lost his favorite ball I was running low on cash so only I had enough money to cover 50% of his neutering procedure.
3. Why'd the dog have an existential crisis after his neutering operation? He realized that nutting matters.
4. Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered?
   Woman: No, declawed.
5. They say dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
6. What do you call you dog after you have had him neutered? It doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyway.
7. I used to work in pet neutering, until I was given the sack I told my boss, I didn't want it. (Credit to my friend, who I stole this off)
8. What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog. One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!
9. As a man who's hard of hearing, I'm terrified What's all this talk about Nut Neuter Reality?
10. A dog wakes up at the vet The dog asks "Where am I?" The vet answers "At the vet, you have just been neutered!"
    The dog replies angrily "fight me!"
    "you don't have the b**..."

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Neutered One Liners

Which neutered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neutered? I can suggest the ones about tame and stripped.

1. I went to get my unicorn neutered... Now it's a eunuchorn.
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2. How do communists neuter their dogs? By seizing their means of reproduction
3. What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?
4. What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen
5. I took my dog to get neutered. He pretty much won No Nut November.
6. I was hoping my crazy puppy would calm down when he got neutered. No dice.
7. I got my sausage dog neutered yesterday. Now it's just a dog.
8. What did Aang say right before Appa was going to be neutered? Appa, snip snip!
9. My dog had to be neutered So that when we call him, he comes quicker...
10. I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn.
11. My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti
12. A very honest saying about neutered dogs. They have will, but no power.
13. What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses.
14. I don't always neuter my animals... But when I do...
    I take dos t**...

Neutered Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny neutered dog jokes and even better neutered dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My neutered dog wants to jump in the pool soo bad. he just doesn't have the b**... to do it.

Cheeky Neutered Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about neutered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neutered pranks.