Neurotic Jokes

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Quirky and Hilarious Neurotic Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good neurotic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Blondes with guns

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair. Distraught, neurotic even, she goes to a gunshop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun out of her purse, and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: Shut up … you're next!

What's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychotherapist?

Neurotic: the one who builds cloud-castles
Psychotic: the one who lives in a cloud-castle
Psychotherapist: the one who collects the rents

Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"

Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"

Beautiful women are like velociraptors

Despite my neurotic obsession, they are unlikely to be found in my house.

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