Neurotic Jokes
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Quirky and Hilarious Neurotic Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good neurotic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.
It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.
What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?
A bit neurotic.
What's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychotherapist?
Neurotic: the one who builds cloud-castles
Psychotic: the one who lives in a cloud-castle
Psychotherapist: the one who collects the rents
Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"
Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"
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Beautiful women are like velociraptors
Despite my neurotic obsession, they are unlikely to be found in my house.
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I had unprotected s**... with a neurotic person a while back...
Now I have g**... worrywarts.
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