Neurotic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Neurotic jokes. Read neurotic creationists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these neurotic psychotic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Quirky and Hilarious Neurotic Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Blondes with guns

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair. Distraught, neurotic even, she goes to a gunshop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun out of her purse, and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: Shut up … you're next!

What's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychotherapist?

Neurotic: the one who builds cloud-castles

Psychotic: the one who lives in a cloud-castle

Psychotherapist: the one who collects the rents

Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"

Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"

Beautiful women are like velociraptors

Despite my neurotic obsession, they are unlikely to be found in my house.

I had unprotected s**... with a neurotic person a while back...

Now I have g**... worrywarts.

What should you never say to a neurotic strangler?

Get a grip, pal!

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the neurotic compulsive puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working neurotic bloodsucking piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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