Neurosurgeon Jokes
15 neurosurgeon jokes and hilarious neurosurgeon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neurosurgeon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Neurosurgeon Short Jokes
Short neurosurgeon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neurosurgeon humour may include short brain surgeon jokes also.
- An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote
- a patient walks in to see meet his neurosurgeon The patient says "so you're the brains of the operation?" The neurosurgeon replies "no, you are."
- [Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
- A corny joke. How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.
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Neurosurgeon One Liners
Which neurosurgeon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neurosurgeon? I can suggest the ones about surgeon doctor and brain surgery.
- I was going to sue my neurosurgeon. But he changed my mind.
- I went to a neurosurgeon who was once a demolitions expert He blew my mind
- How do you hide $10 from a Neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid's forehead
- Who will be crowned Neurosurgeon of the year? The intracranial pressure is on
Playful Neurosurgeon Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about neurosurgeon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean urologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neurosurgeon pranks.
A doctor's toilet gets clogged up
He calls a plumber. Plumber shows up, unclogs the toilet and gives the doctor bill for $200.
Doctor: $200? For 15 minutes worth of work? That's $800 an hour! I'm a top neurosurgeon in this city, 15 years of medical school, 3 years of residence, and even I don't make $800 an hour!
Plumber: Yeah. When I was a top surgeon in this city I also didn't make $800 an hour. Which is why I became a plumber.
A neurosurgeon is preparing his patient for a brain transplant...
He tells the patient: "Would you like a woman's brain or a man's brain?"
"Why are there options?" the patient asks.
"Well," replies the Surgeon, "the woman's brain is half the price of the man's!
"Why is it half price?" asks the man.
"Because it's used!"
Bartender and His Customers
A neurosurgeon, two Cubans, a fascist, a socialist, and a prisoner all walk into a bar together.
The bartender asks, "What's new?"
They all reply, "I'm running for president."
Just because someone has a sign that says: "Will Work for Food" doesn't mean they're qualified to do that work...
I mean clearly that guy wasn't a licensed chiropractor, but luckily I found a homeless neurosurgeon that says he'll fix me up pretty cheap.
