The Best 4 Neuroscience Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Neuroscience jokes. There are some neuroscience theoretical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these neuroscience undergrad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Neuroscience Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe

Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

One of these things is not like the other

Which one of these things is not like the other?

-A large all dressed pizza & bread sticks
-A degree in neuroscience
-A degree in theoretical mathematics
-A degree in engineering

Answer: A degree theoretical mathematics.

Reasoning: All of these can feed a family of four except for the answer

What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience?

A hippocampus.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?


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We suggest to use only working neuroscience botany piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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